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Valentines Day - Bed Room sauciness!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The man and I went to a fetish club last Valentines. He's such a gorgeous sight in his PVC :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww lets not turn it into a fight because Helen will come along and close the thread, it's amusing enough as it is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnyboy503 wrote:
    you could always try the 'cleveland steamer' :p
    I had to google that. :yuck: Really sexy thing to do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey Ive heard alot worse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnyboy503 wrote:
    hey Ive heard alot worse.

    So have I. And I was being sarcastic in that post, it wasnt a personal attack.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know. Just couldn't be bothered to use any smilies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a university interview on Valentines Day. :grump: Just wanted to say that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    man, that sucks. look at it this way, if you get in you have 2 reasons to celebrate :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    True :) I'm dragging my boyfriend along too. Heh heh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well no worries then. least you still spend the day together (albeit in a tense situation)
    good luck with your interview. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go dogging

    or cottaging.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try wolfbagging?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wolfbagging?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmmmm string and bacon :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try donkey thumping.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nothing is better than a few rose thorns thoroughly buggered around your crack.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Try donkey thumping.
    :lol: Thats harsh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    try wolfbagging?

    :confused:

    *does Google search*

    :crazyeyes :yuck: :no:

    *recovers composure*

    Well, you learn something new everyday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd try urban dictionary first!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scary Monster wrote:
    I'd try urban dictionary first!

    That's where Google sent me.

    Thank God I didn't do an image search :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Honestly. Trust the French to come up with something like wolfbagging.

    Incidentally, why is it called thus?
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    This thread is just going further and further downhill isn't it! Best idea is to grow up, or stay out tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote: »
    try wolfbagging?

    :lol:

    so is it a punch in the kidneys, the bacon or fingers down the back of the throat?

    btw helen i'm not being childish. :p:D

    :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dobbin wrote: »
    Wolfbagging?

    The act of going out into the woods armed with a Tesco bag and trying to trap a wolf within. Apparently.
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