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Corny christmas cracker jokes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Q - What do snowmen eat for breakfast??
A - Snowflakes!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, the cream of the bad jokes...

    Why did the baker get an electric shock?

    He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

    snow-BALLS
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What did the big phone say to the little phone?
    You're too young to be engaged.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q: How can bats fly without bumping into anything??

    A: They use their wing mirrors.

    I cannot see how that can possibly be called a joke, but hey it was in a cracker so what do you expect. And i did get a great toy car in mine so i dont mind :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a pirate eye patch... erm is it considered animal abuse to stick it over a cats eye for a laugh??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BritJames wrote:
    What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

    snow-BALLS

    :lol::lol::lol: Man that actually made me giggle!

    I've already posted this is another thread but I'm fucked and it was so corny I'll post it here for those who didn't read it.

    Q.What did the dirt say when it started to rain?
    A.I'm going to become mud

    I can't remember the other one's.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i didn't have a joke in mine, it was a trivia question, and in my somewhat distracted state it took me ages to work out why it wasn't funny :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We had riddles in our crackers that just annoyed me trying to work them out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why does santa have 3 wives?

    because he´s a ho ho ho...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How did the human canon-ball lose his job?
    He got fired
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is the one I got:

    Where do mermaids go to watch movies?

    The dive-in.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    How did the human canon-ball lose his job?
    He got fired

    I got that one :(
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    Errr... this one from a cracker made me and my sister chuckle for some reason:


    Q. What swings from cake to cake beating it's chest?

    A. Tarzipan :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
    An elephant with diarrhea
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