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Just have to share this with you guys!
Why it is good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
We all know this is true!!!!!!!!
Why it is good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
We all know this is true!!!!!!!!
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35) prostatae cancer
36) impotence
sorry to piss on your parade
:yes: indeed.
nothing here^^
This one did make me smile I ALWAYS have to think
I won't even try. :rolleyes:
There's one with grey hairs too. So in lab we have 2 relatively young assistents (one male one female) in lab, and they have the greyest hair ever. It looks so artificial like a rennaissance wig. So 2 girls of my lab des were quietly talking about the chicks hair and I said, "Yeah, it because of the fumes of the solvents. In 2 years you both will be looking like my granny while I'll look like george clooney."
A week later I saw the female assistant with blone hair. Either she dyed them, or she took of the "wig"...
It is a mystery.
How bout the ladies make a same sort of list? bout ur sex duh
Lefty loose-y, righty tighty
My boyfriend has engrained that into my mind so I never have to ask him to come fix things/put things up
- JD, Scrubs
I remember learning that in school when I was so so very young. I still manage to mess it up. I always manage to think, what if I'm facing the wrong way? Then it would be opposite...
....... unless you are my boyfriend, who got angry at me for referring to the dark pink colour in my tattoo as "dark pink". Apparently it is magenta :grump:
While I do not doubt he is right - why can I not call it dark bloody pink?!