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Monkey
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If you had a Monkey what task would train it to do
I think I'd train mine to wash and then wax my car ..
I think I'd train mine to wash and then wax my car ..
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(Jealous of Ross's Marcel).
I'd also train it to tuck me in, fetch me food and drink and fluff my pillows. That'd make my bedtime so much easier.
Even Londoners like to get away from the city sometimes and train travel can work out too expensive for longer distances.
I don't live in the city centre - about 15 miles away from it but it still comes under greater London. However if I was to drive those 15 miles it would take about 30 minutes if there was no speed cameras, 60 minutes with cameras and no traffic and in reality with cameras and London traffic about 2 hours.
And usually when I drive I drive away from London. In fact I'm debating how to get to my own Birthday party on Saturday, cos it will be easy to get there by tube train and easy to get back by tube as well - assuming I wanna be in bed by midnight .. NOT
Anyway you didn't say what you're monkey would do for you .. lol
Do you think training those monkeys that help people paralysed from the neck down is cruel as well?
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/05/20/1085028464555.html?from=storylhs
http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/
http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/images/gizmo.mov
My views and feelings arevery strong on this subject, I don't agree with hunting, blood sports or the fur trade either. I have no respect for people that agree with these things either!
God everything. Clean my room, do my assignments (I'd buy it the text books!), prepare my revision - hell it could do my exams if it liked!
It'd also have to be able to make cups of tea. Maybe the odd packet of super noodles. Oh, and it'd have to enjoy watching Friends with me. I get lonely watching it now my mum and boyfriend both have jobs while it's on
What about fishing?
I'm no hunting fan, BUT if the people actually ate what they killed then at least that's something but certainly no fan of hunting foxes, etc
Not sure if you agree with this method of raising cows but at least they get free beer
http://www.luciesfarm.com/artman/publish/article_39.shtml
I think I know what that link is but just in case it's upsetting, I won't read it it.
I don't think that link is upsetting
Shows a man massaging a cow .. go read the full thing
Very cute though. If I had a monkey I wouldn't make it work. It would be my friend. We would take walks together and hold hands.