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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just wondering what kinda porn floats your boat and do you mind if your partner watches it?

I like Amateur stuff .. with ordinary people .. for some reason the glossy stuff - with the famous stars and music, etc just don't do it for me ..

Never come across a girl that watched much so will have to answer the 2nd part when I find one .. :)
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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    your mum.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    your mum.
    :lol: Classic.

    Obviously dodgy 70's german stuff with hairy armpits and pubic hair that has it's own gardener is the connoisseurs choice.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    None really. I used to work in a fuck club and i've seen sooooooooooooooo much of it, it's quite boring now. Like working in a sweet shop, after a while you don't fancy a nibble :) I was in said fuck club a few weeks ago, and a bit tiddly, and the porn they were showing was fucking laughable. One scene that ended in a four way orgyette started with a fondue, and in another scene some guy is walking down the back stairs to find some muscle god wanking his love length. That never happens to me :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    your mum.

    :lol:

    For the second time today. God, you make me laugh sometimes :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    I used to work in a fuck club
    whats one of those then? i've been in bars before where they show porn but i don't think they're fuck clubs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A club for fucking in. With backrooms, and cubicley things and big darkroom. SOme have bondage gear like crosses and slings and such like. Predominantly gay, but there's a striaght one somewhere near Wolverhampton and a straight club in Brum where it can get a bit 'frisky'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    A club for fucking in. With backrooms, and cubicley things and big darkroom. SOme have bondage gear like crosses and slings and such like. Predominantly gay, but there's a striaght one somewhere near Wolverhampton and a straight club in Brum where it can get a bit 'frisky'.
    There's some im Amsterdam where you wear armbands to show what you are into.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two weeks ago saw this porno of a woman being fucked with a spatula. If you're on pills, fucking hilarious shit, btw.

    Haha.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Two weeks ago saw this porno of a woman being fucked with a spatula.

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    :lol:

    Would love to say I'm lying, but I'm not. :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Two weeks ago saw this porno of a woman being fucked with a spatula. If you're on pills, fucking hilarious shit, btw.

    Haha.
    i had 2 on my phone. one was this woman being filled up with live fish then she popped them all out!
    the other was this group of girls all peeeing and shitting on each other then being sick and rubbing it all over them. wtf?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Would love to say I'm lying, but I'm not. :razz:

    Oh i believe you. :) I watch UKTV Food a lot and now, when they pick up a spatula to clean out a bowl, i'll be wondering 'Where's that been ?' :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i had 2 on my phone. one was this woman being filled up with live fish then she popped them all out!
    the other was this group of girls all peeeing and shitting on each other then being sick and rubbing it all over them. wtf?

    LMAO! Fish!? Live?! Eurghhhh.

    I know the one about peeing and shitting, and there's another one of them vomiting. Bleuch.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    ione was this woman being filled up with live fish then she popped them all out!

    Ah, that's where the fishy smell comes from :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i had 2 on my phone. one was this woman being filled up with live fish then she popped them all out!
    the other was this group of girls all peeeing and shitting on each other then being sick and rubbing it all over them. wtf?
    I get angry at someone using the live fish. It infuriates me so much when people use animals. People can do whatever sick shit they like but using helpless lives makes me want to strangle the fiends.
    Grrr....rant over :p I'm going to cry now!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone seen on a phone th clip of the girl giving a blowjob and getting slapped around the face by the guy really hard?

    Well, i have seen the full film of that lil phone clip and the Slap Happy films. Plus a few of the Meatholes films, plus ALOT of anal porn...and afew GGG (German Goo Girls), oh and some piss/watersports porn and...what else...ummmm...Amateur!!! Homemade is awesome! I only have the entire "Homemade Hannah" series starring this girl called Hannah on my comp.

    So, yeah, i like it, messy, etc...kinda like real sex only not as messy in real life.

    I see too much porn :(

    (Edit=spelling mistakes)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bullseye wrote:
    Well, i havw the full film of that lil phone clip, and pretty much all the Slap Happy films. Plus a few of the more messier Meatholes films, plus ALOT of anal porn...and afew GGG (German Goo Girls), oh and some piss/watersports porn and(
    slap happy? so does a girl getting hit whilst having sex turn you on?

    wtf is meat holes and GGG :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anything with goats and/or midgets.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well meatholes is where women get fucked in their holes because they are suppose to be "fresh meat" at least i think thats the point, i only seen 3 eps of it so cant comment, but there is name calling and anal in it.

    GGG, is German Goo Girls where basically these german girls get gooey, as in covered from head to toe in cum, its bukkake movie but German.

    And if you ever see the slap happy films, they are suppose to be sex and porn i know, but they are so funny coz they leave in the "out-takes". I mean seeing a guy get his cock bitten and fall over his funny! (though i admit seeing a girl vomit green was horrible to see)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just wondering what kinda porn floats your boat and do you mind if your partner watches it?

    I like Amateur stuff .. with ordinary people .. for some reason the glossy stuff - with the famous stars and music, etc just don't do it for me ..

    Never come across a girl that watched much so will have to answer the 2nd part when I find one .. :)
    Where shall I start? *looks through archive in safe* :D

    I like amature porn (especially British), blow jobs, hand jobs, I'm not to over keen on the whole acting scenes learning your lines with fancy music in the background, just get on with it lol. When I was 15 I used to collect the coupons out of the Sunday sport, its like £3 for 12 movies. :D

    If anyone's wondering whats the Katie Price (Jordan) DVD like, its absolutely crap.


    Oh, and I absolutly hate "white chicks, black dicks". :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Porn is porn, so long as no one gets hurt and everyone involved is enjoying it i dont see a problem with it. Not like i watched porn since i finished uni last year. You dont need porn when you have a relationship after all. Anyway, i wouldnt judge you, so dont jusdge me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Being a porn star has to be the job ever, getting paid for fucking....

    Where do I sign up. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    some women like it rough.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didnt say i got turned on by seeing women get hit, i said i have seen the films...and now i just read what the title of the thread is and see where i went wrong.

    Correction, the porn i like is Amateur porn and homemade sex tapes. LOVE the homemade stuff!

    The porn i have seen in my life is as stated above.
    Though, i suppose you would be extremely concerned about people who go to fetish clubs and visit domintrix's and do anything a lil bit towards the extreme too as it isnt your cup of tea. But thats cool because i feel the same way about some things like that too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bullseye wrote:
    I didnt say i got turned on by seeing women get hit, i said i have seen the films...and now i just read what the title of the thread is and see where i went wrong.

    Correction, the porn i like is Amateur porn and homemade sex tapes. LOVE the homemade stuff!

    The porn i have seen in my life is as stated above.
    Though, i suppose you would be extremely concerned about people who go to fetish clubs and visit domintrix's and do anything a lil bit towards the extreme too as it isnt your cup of tea. But thats cool because i feel the same way about some things like that too.
    Ive seen GGG preview, its the big black dude in a leather coat at the beginning of every preview init? Abit to extrememe for my liking, especially when theres about 10 men shooting in one mouth.

    Homemade are the best, but then its like a green flag to show ugly grannies wanting to become famous, which doesnt rock my boat!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i had 2 on my phone. one was this woman being filled up with live fish then she popped them all out!
    the other was this group of girls all peeeing and shitting on each other then being sick and rubbing it all over them. wtf?

    that's gross!!

    i watched a lesbian porno and the girl was spitting on the other girls bum hole. :yuck:
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