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Cheer Me Up PLEASE!!
BillieTheBot
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Hi, i'm really upset although its 4 a really stupid reason. I dumped my b/f of 5 months 2day & i'm really down about it. I think its stupid of me 2 feel like this seeing as i woz the 1 doin the dumping but i can't help the way i feel. Please try & cheer me up! Tell me jokes or ne thing which u think will cheer me up. Thanx. XxX
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t oget awaytf rom me cos i stink
what more can u expect from a drunkard <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
(don't gimme that look GMF i'm a tea-total saint)
here's one...a pretty crap one, but sod it
Two bored croupiers are waiting at the craps
table, when suddenly a very attractive, and well stacked blonde comes in and says she wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the
dice.
With the ivory in her hands she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With
that she takes off everything but her
necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs a new set of clothes!!"
Then immediatly after she starts yelling "YES, YES, YES!!! I WON, I WON, I WON!!!" and she begins jumping up and
down and hugging both of the croupiers. Then, still flustered, she picks up her money, her winnings and her clothes and makes quickly for the door.
The 2 croupiers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them says, "wow, pretty lucky, what did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know, I thought
YOU were watching."
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, before too long, you get pissed off
I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away.
hey i felt EXACTLY the same as you, only last week or sometime. dumped my boyfriend of 16 months, instead of 5. but it gets better, if you ended it for a valid reason and thought it best for you to be apart. just dont let him get all nasty to you like mine did!!
Monkey_Boy: "Moral: Not all blondes are dumb " too right they're not!!! *looks at her blonde hair*..... (if you contradict this ill kill you!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">)
It's better to regret things you've done than things you haven't.
Forget about it, x-mas is 2moro!! Go out have fun, maybe ull meet sum1 new!!!
but yes, i think everyone else, particularly fab_ukgirlie, should go out and have fun!!
It's better to regret things you've done than things you haven't.
Luv ya all! XxX