If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options
silliest thing!
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
okay so what's the silliest/daftest thing you've done lately?
i ask because i just submitted an online application form for a graduate job (first of many i should think!!) and when they e-mailed me a copy of it i realised i'd put i was irish and then i did the declaration thingy at the end saying everything i'd put was true. oops.
go on, spill! :thumb:
i ask because i just submitted an online application form for a graduate job (first of many i should think!!) and when they e-mailed me a copy of it i realised i'd put i was irish and then i did the declaration thingy at the end saying everything i'd put was true. oops.
go on, spill! :thumb:
0
Comments
Wasn't till the next morning at work when somebody asked what I did last night that I realised that I'd clean forgotten all about the Chinese
In the fitting rooms at in John Lewis last week there was this really smart middle-aged lady looking at herself in the mirror outside the fitting room. My boyfriend was loitering by the entrance to give his "valued" opinion, and out of nowhere points at this woman's arse and says in his most helpful voice "I wouldn't buy those trousers love, they've got a massive brown stain on the bum". Said lady turned round and snapped "these are my own trousers, I'm just trying on the top".
This is more to do with drunkness, but on Saturday night me and my friend were throwing keys to each other when we were walking home from the pub and I sort of missed catching them and they hit me in my face. Bursting my lip. it hurt. hehe.
on Sunday at work I asked someone for ID who was buying j2O's. I thought they were alcopops cos i wasnt concentrating, haha. They give me a right funny look.
I did something in the same vain. My real names Emma (middle name Jane). On a job interview the head teacher asked if i was Emma-Jane, i miss understood and said yes. Throughout the whole interview they called me Emma-Jane. I was strangely relieved when i didn't get the post, but a few months later they offered me a part time job. On the first day i made a point of saying i prefer to be called Emma.
Probably for myself, it'd be cooking some beans for the full time (2.5 mins) then putting the in again for the SAME TIME. Needless to say, they tasted crap, and made nasty dry bean gunk stuck to the bowl they were cooked in.
Also, I picked up the wrong mobile phone. With my old O2 pay n go sim in, which hasn't been used for so long, they deactivated it! Cunts!
Yeah but imagine going in to work every day with a fake Irish accent!
What could they say?
As for me, this might or might not have been that daft...
A couple of weeks ago I was at my dad's, and so was the guy who married my dad and stepmum. I was talking to the babies and mentioned him as their godfather, while he was around. They've not been baptised yet so there is no godfather, and I don't even know if it's going to be him...
haha thats funny
Needless to say, my hand kills.
Surely you didnt put a tin in a microwave? :eek2:
yeh bloody right. :grump:
Ouch. My hand hurts just thinking about that.
Oh right, just checking!
i think it makes you sound even sillier tbh.
i.e. you transfered the dog food from the tin to the bowl and didn't even realise.
however when tired i have been known to make a drink in a bowl instead of a glass - it was when i first woke up so i would've got confused with making a drink and making my breakfast!
I was on the phone and making the dinner, took what I thought was beans from the fridge and fired them in the micro, I didnt know that Mr Glitery had used the beans for his lunch and then put leftover dog food in the bowl while I was out!