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Advice on Female Masturbation (Add your own tips ladies!)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "marital-aids-R-US"

    I go to Vibrator World and Land of Dildos :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i_am_bex wrote:
    yes but i think my mum would have questions if that was delivered to the house.
    They send them really distreatly. Even on the credit card bill it doesnt mention where you purchased from.

    For the record I used to borrow my dads card to order discreet things from the net. Because I knew he couldn't trace where it came from. I still gave him the money of course. Shame all these "rampant rabbits" made for women, but not many made for men (not rabbits of course).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i doubt the packing has 'OMG YOUR DAUGHTER IS BUYING A SEX TOY' (or anything showing where the product was from) written all over it for everyone to see.


    :lol:

    order stuff from love honey very discrete!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    :lol:

    order stuff from love honey very discrete on credit card bills
    Fleshlight is only £30 on that site. omg omg omg omg :yippe:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha, i went into ann summers when i was like 16 and didnt get chucked out even when in the sexc toys bit. Ive also been in there, when i was 16 too with my friend alex and he is gay and very camp and he was makin me laugh by jokin about dildos lol and even then we didnt get chucked out. I havent got one as i cudnt buy it myself (though more likely) and cudnt buy it off net due to problems with delivary and credit card. Still if it is discrete my mum wud still wana know what ive been buying.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Fleshlight is only £30 on that site. omg omg omg omg :yippe:


    that cheap is it? :)

    I do heartily recommend them, delivery's quick, customer service is good too.

    think they run orgasm armytoo, which is a review site for sex toys, which can really help if you're new to all this and have no idea where to start... there's just too much choice sometimes :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    that cheap is it? :)

    I do heartily recommend them, delivery's quick, customer service is good too.

    think they run orgasm armytoo, which is a review site for sex toys, which can really help if you're new to all this and have no idea where to start... there's just too much choice sometimes :p
    Such a nice person. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one ann summers i went in told me and a couple of friends we couldnt go in the back end of the shop (where all sex toys were) so we could only look at bras etc which i found was a bit strange
    but in all the other ann summers ive been in they've never mention anything to me about an age limit so i think it was just moody people working there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fleshlights are funny. Imagine if the electricity went out and someone was looking for a torch. They'd be waving this fake fanny about in the dark going "hey, I think your batteries are dead here..."
    Or trying to poke batteries in the whole. lol :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It would be even funnier if the thing did actually light up, you'd have this thing floating about in the air glowing pink in the darkness, and everyone would be like "AHHHHHHH, GHOST FANNY!!!"

    An excellent Halloween idea ;)
    Scare kids off when they knock for trick or treat. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    playdead wrote:
    but in all the other ann summers ive been in they've never mention anything to me about an age limit so i think it was just moody people working there

    Some Ann Summers stores have special licences that removes the need for the over-18 area, but that's only the bigger ones in certain cities. The staff have to enforce the over-18 area.

    LoveHoney are very very good:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    Such a nice person. :D


    :D

    I think I may have to come here more often :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a guy but read this in a magasine:

    there was a woman who masturbated, but never thought it was that great, it felt nice but that was it. But when she started thinking about things that really turned her on too, thats when the fireworks started happening.

    Apparently. It wasn't a porn magasine either, but I'll be fecked if I can remember what it was :confused: cosmo or something probably.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a guy but read this in a magasine:

    there was a woman who masturbated, but never thought it was that great, it felt nice but that was it. But when she started thinking about things that really turned her on too, thats when the fireworks started happening.

    Apparently. It wasn't a porn magasine either, but I'll be fecked if I can remember what it was :confused: cosmo or something probably.


    kinda the same for me. feels good but feels better when you start using your imagination.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a guy but read this in a magasine:

    there was a woman who masturbated, but never thought it was that great, it felt nice but that was it. But when she started thinking about things that really turned her on too, thats when the fireworks started happening.

    Apparently. It wasn't a porn magasine either, but I'll be fecked if I can remember what it was :confused: cosmo or something probably.
    I think that applies to both sexes.

    Thinking about things that turn you on, does usually make it a pleasurable experiance. Infact I cant think of a time I havnt knocked one out with a clear mind.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know what you girl think. But would you be turn on when seeing guys performing sexual acts on webcams. I know that guys are turn-ons by women body but I not sure about women. What is your opinions?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    imike24 wrote:
    I don't know what you girl think. But would you be turn on when seeing guys performing sexual acts on webcams. I know that guys are turn-ons by women body but I not sure about women. What is your opinions?[/SIZE]


    Well, why don't you give us your cam details and then we can all watch you do sexual acts on yourself and then report back to you on whether the earth moved for us or not?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Well, why don't you give us your cam details and then we can all watch you do sexual acts on yourself and then report back to you on whether the earth moved for us or not?
    When I saw the name 'Mike' it kind of puts me off. :D
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Teagan wrote:
    Well, why don't you give us your cam details and then we can all watch you do sexual acts on yourself and then report back to you on whether the earth moved for us or not?

    :eek2: think this thread has had its day judging by where it's headed with these comments.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd bet good money it's a bloke.
    Her other thread was about her being prescribed the pill which makes me fairly sure it's a real female!

    I find it funny that people assume it would be a bloke looking for a laugh just because it's about female masturbation tips.
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