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I can't believe i've just said this
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Sitting at me comp, i saw the postman coming to our door with a parcel, but too big for our letter box. So i've got up and opened the door.
Postman 'Thanks mate'
Me 'That's ok, you'd never of got your big package in my little slot'
Carry on Postman or what
So now him and all the sorting office know that a camp old mary lives here
Postman 'Thanks mate'
Me 'That's ok, you'd never of got your big package in my little slot'
Carry on Postman or what
So now him and all the sorting office know that a camp old mary lives here
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Indeed
I just shouted at a delivery man, because he practically knocked the door down. I feel a bit guilty for snapping "Knock a bit goddamn louder why dont you!", but he woke my dad up, so I'm suffering for the rest of the day now so acrabby comment is deserved He just laughed at me anyway/
It is rather important HOW you say it.
If a woodchuck came to me and said "YERRRR big package would nevarrrr fit in my little slot." I wouldn't think of anything sexual.
but if a a limpwrist says "awww, your biiiiig package (looks at my crotch) would never fit in my little slot *puts hand in front of mouth*giggle giggle*"
I'd jump in my car and race the fuck away, stop after 1000 miles and clean my ears with clorox bleach.
not homophobe
Our current postman is HOT, shame he's only filling in while the usual old grump is on his hols.
haha, the other day i was lazing about in my purple teddy bear pyjamas (they're hot, believe me...not) at 11am when i had to sign for a parcel. I was so embarassed, he must have thought I was a right lazy sod, and they were horrible. they're so comfy though. haha!
That comment about fillnig in after the theme of this topic
Ahem. I always open the door first if I see someone delivering a huge package or parcel. Usually I just say "Cheers" and sign the paper.
Once I ran out as the daft City Link sod was trying to deliver my mobile phone to a house 2 doors down. At 8pm! Twong.
or the best time if you're after fantasy fodder!