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I can't believe i've just said this

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Sitting at me comp, i saw the postman coming to our door with a parcel, but too big for our letter box. So i've got up and opened the door.

Postman 'Thanks mate'

Me 'That's ok, you'd never of got your big package in my little slot'

:blush:

Carry on Postman or what :D

So now him and all the sorting office know that a camp old mary lives here :blush:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    Sitting at me comp, i saw the postman coming to our door with a parcel, but too big for our letter box. So i've got up and opened the door.

    Postman 'Thanks mate'

    Me 'That's ok, you'd never of got your big package in my little slot'

    :blush:

    Carry on Postman or what :D

    So now him and all the sorting office know that a camp old mary lives here :blush:
    A camp old mary fairy... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    A camp old mary fairy... :D


    Indeed :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    I just shouted at a delivery man, because he practically knocked the door down. I feel a bit guilty for snapping "Knock a bit goddamn louder why dont you!", but he woke my dad up, so I'm suffering for the rest of the day now so acrabby comment is deserved :D He just laughed at me anyway/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    Sitting at me comp, i saw the postman coming to our door with a parcel, but too big for our letter box. So i've got up and opened the door.

    Postman 'Thanks mate'

    Me 'That's ok, you'd never of got your big package in my little slot'

    :blush:

    Carry on Postman or what :D

    So now him and all the sorting office know that a camp old mary lives here :blush:

    It is rather important HOW you say it.

    If a woodchuck came to me and said "YERRRR big package would nevarrrr fit in my little slot." I wouldn't think of anything sexual.

    but if a a limpwrist says "awww, your biiiiig package (looks at my crotch) would never fit in my little slot *puts hand in front of mouth*giggle giggle*"

    I'd jump in my car and race the fuck away, stop after 1000 miles and clean my ears with clorox bleach.

    not homophobe ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had to chase after the postman this morning for giving me someone elses mail. I somehow managed to overlook that I was still in my nightie, I'm never going to look him in the eye again after the look he gave me :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha!

    Our current postman is HOT, shame he's only filling in while the usual old grump is on his hols.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    I had to chase after the postman this morning for giving me someone elses mail. I somehow managed to overlook that I was still in my nightie, I'm never going to look him in the eye again after the look he gave me :o

    haha, the other day i was lazing about in my purple teddy bear pyjamas (they're hot, believe me...not) at 11am when i had to sign for a parcel. I was so embarassed, he must have thought I was a right lazy sod, and they were horrible. they're so comfy though. haha!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    briggi wrote:
    Haha!

    Our current postman is HOT, shame he's only filling in while the usual old grump is on his hols.

    That comment about fillnig in after the theme of this topic :lol:

    Ahem. I always open the door first if I see someone delivering a huge package or parcel. Usually I just say "Cheers" and sign the paper.

    Once I ran out as the daft City Link sod was trying to deliver my mobile phone to a house 2 doors down. At 8pm! Twong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can believe it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PML :hyper:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Ya dirty bastard :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    delivery men/women always have to come at the worst time. i.e. when you're having a shower/in your pyjamas!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    delivery men/women always have to come at the worst time. i.e. when you're having a shower/in your pyjamas!

    or the best time if you're after fantasy fodder!
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