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A little girl walks into the lounge one Sunday morning, where her Dad is reading a newspaper.
"Where does Poo come from Daddy?" she asks.
Her father, feeling a little perturbed that his five-year-old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks, and then replies,
"Well you know how we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes?" replies the little girl.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff. Then, whatever is left comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet. That's Poo."
The little girl looks disgusted, and stares in stunned silence for a few seconds before asking, "And Tigger?!"
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sorry ...it made me laugh
Keep the tip!
Cancer!
So they know which end to shit out of.
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The girl stops him and says "Oh yeh like I havent heard this one before, let me guess. Your name is James, as in 007"
The man replies "No, like Uni....Uni-Bond....im here to fill your crack!"
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Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
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