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And thats the reason I NEVER have sex at my parents place.
She finds this massage cream stuff.
We carry on, im thinking 'this is great'...que 30 seconds later, my dick feels as though its on fire so i rush off to the bathroom and the cold tap.
What was this mystery massage cream? thats right, a cheap version of deep heat. :grump:
Another story(different time): Me and same girl decide to try a bit of oral avec popping candy. Word of warning - THESE DO NOT MIX! This time it was her running to the bathroom
haha thats one way of telling him to shut up! I dont have any.....:( the closest ive got to beng caught was the cat coming in half way through....
Thats horrible as well feels very wrong being on the job with a pet having a look!!
My mum would just walk in without checking, shes very annoying like that. No-one knocks to come into my room ever.
Not exactly the same, and well..from my PoV not that funny, but hey...
Same kinda thing happened to me the first time i had anal sex with my ex-boyfriend...he was rather well endowed too...anyway we had sex and then curled up in bed and went to sleep...when i woke up in the morning found out that i'd shit myself...not badly but still...
Anyway, one of the features was a review of various dildo's etc (don't ask)
and one of them was called 'The Fanny Hammer'.
Skip forwards a few days when me and my then gf were having sex, and for some strange reason, while I was going at her like a battering ram, my mind made the connection of me and previously mentioned sex aid 'Fanny Hammer' I burst out laughing... I couldn't really explain what I was laughing at to my gf - it was probably one of those 'you had to have been there moments'
This seems to be the standard thing that happens...
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