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I Know What I Want For Xmas
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How cute?!
Wrong? Come on, don't deny you thought of that when it raised its little hand!
What you want for christmas? If I get it for you will you get me what I want? Deal?!:thumb:
Okay wrong but funny, only you would make it look like Hitler.
If you want to spend £300 on an inter-rail ticket for me that would be lovely because I know my parents wont get me one. And I cant afford to get you a tank or fighter jet, I'm not made of money.
She has a elmo that says her name!!! Proper cool!
I wasn't thinking a tank, or a jet! I was thinking more... well... a Tokarev. TT-33.
It's cheaper than what you want like! Just harder to source... Click.
I'm not buying you a gun! I hate, hate, hate the things, probably because my ex loved his air rifles a little too much for my liking. Pointing the things when loaded at me isnt a good idea.
I could get a cheap-ish tank driving day through work, :chin:
Being realistic, I've got no idea what i want for xmas... poor imagination, probably.
The dog's reaction was priceless though!
Oh my fucking god that was hilarious and i have to have one of those ! :hyper:
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OMFG. How cheap tell me now pleaseeee!!!
Tanktanktank.
Air rifles are cool to. I should get my dads fixed, but it's likley to be expensive.
If you know the right people you can get them for free...
Apparently it's the secret to staying looking young. I think my hairs going grey, and I swear it's falling out. Today after a lecture, my notes were covered in my hair. Luckily my hair is quite long so you can't see but I think my hairline is receeding. But the main reason I want one is to clear out my bowels, it sounds therapeutic, like being covered in chocolate.
By the way, anyone thinking of having a mud sauna (where you sweat, cover yourself in mud, then try and sweat some more) I recommend caution, as I nearly fainted from the heat. Wasnt aided when my girlfriend pressed the 'more heat' button instead of the 'rinse' button. *cries*
I survived to tell the tale however, and will be re-attending some spa next year, because omg they're so good well worth the £80 we paid for the both of us!! We were supposed to be there for 3 hours but nobody was checking so we just stayed on the waterbeds. I reckoned you could just walk straight in to be honest, they wouldn't have noticed.
I'd ask for medicine as a present. Or a giftcard for the place I buy my medicine at. Spend nearly $200 a month and I'd be spiffy for a $50 giftcard for the pharmacy :razz:
Failing that, I too would rather have an enema than that horrid elmo. I remember last time that tickle me elmo came out and nutbag iwannabeyourfriend parents went out and spent half a g on it because they were the hot item and sold out everywhere.
I think I'd rather have a ferby
Or a flobee
I dont know quite how cheap but I can haggle. 2 things though:
1) The place is somewhere in norfolk
2) It will be around £150ish.
If you want any more details PM me and I will find out for you. Coz I'm nice.