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not a problem was it?
its just interesting to see poeples posts and then see their photo
I don't get it. I see ugly mugs every day running around with their girlfriends.
and guys like you - not too bad looking - run around like prepubertals not having a clue of anything.
what's the deal...
The guy who scroed:
Try a crate and a bottle of Jim Beam. I went out with probably... the second hottest girl I'd ever seen in real life for just over eight months thanks to that guy, so free booze was the least I could do!
Funnily enough, at the end of those eight months, it was Ed who cheered me up after I found out she'd been cheating on me. He took the day off uni, bought a load of booze, a big bag of pot and some costume type stuff. When I got home and walked into my room, I was greeted by the sight of Ed dressed as a pirate. I put on the caveman costume he'd aquired for me, we got all fucked up on booze and weed, then went out and had an excellent night, the costumes gettingus much female attention. It was hard to stay depressed with that guy around.
What a hero amongst men. I took the blame for my mates at times too, but that's just great.
Seconded, nice to put a face to a name.
Thirded
...who are bored at work.
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Wow we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshoper replies "You have a drink named steve?"
A lady walks into a bar with a goose. The bartender asks "What are you doing with that pig!? The lady replies "It's a goose you idiot!" The bartender says "I was talking to the goose".
A penguin brings his car in to a mechanic.
The mechanic says, "Hmmm. Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin chuckles and says, "No, no, that's just mayo."
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
He replies, “No, I'm an asshole.”
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"
She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."