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Vodka, gods wonder tool
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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with
vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the
vodka kills mold and mildew
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with
vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving. The
vodka disinfects the blade and prevents
rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup
water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a
slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar
with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with
poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your
skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
numb the pain.
And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with
vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the
vodka kills mold and mildew
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with
vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving. The
vodka disinfects the blade and prevents
rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins, and stimulates the growth of healthy
hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup
water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a
slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar
with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with
poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your
skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
numb the pain.
And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
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Comments
It shows exactly how powerful the shit we drink is!
I especially like the vomit stain one, as I think in many cases a half empty bottle of vodka may be close to hand!
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
pores."
So that's what's in my clearasil wipes, thought they smelled a bit funny...
Brilliamnt Russian invention!
just an idea like.
...there's GOOD vodka ????
Heathen.
*banishes you*
:yes: *adds a kick*
It was also only a silly email. Made me chuckle so I thought I'd share. I'm quite sure vodka doesn't make a good astrengent
Vodka all the way, beer is for the wussies
They've won one game so far, dont' be jelous
southern comfort for me
beer is good but filling
vodka makes me sick ! :sour: