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Kinky crap on a one nighter

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is really funny :lol: If it happened to someone else then maybe not so much but shyboy sounds, well, kind of a nice little boy tbh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bluewisdom wrote:
    This is really funny :lol: If it happened to someone else then maybe not so much but shyboy sounds, well, kind of a nice little boy tbh...

    :) :angel:

    I mean, I don't mind a bit of biting, but it was fairly... extreme. But spoke to her and she said she got carried away in the moment and would tone it down a bit, which is kewl. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well at least no-one shat themselves like i was expecting, reading the thread title.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on our first date, i bit wheresmyplacebo's lip until it bled. :blush:

    there used to be rather long list of girls who would have lined up to do that to you....:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I met someone once who tried to strangle me before we'd even done anything, needless to say I was out of there like a shot!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yeees:
    Skive wrote:
    I've gone back with a girl after a night out and before we've even got into bed she brought out the Jelly from her bedside table and demanded I only do her up the wrong'un. :lol:

    That was strange.

    saving herself for marriage I expect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    :yeees:

    saving herself for marriage I expect.


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    twisted_trinity wrote:
    on our first date, i bit wheresmyplacebo's lip until it bled. :blush:

    there used to be rather long list of girls who would have lined up to do that to you....:lol:

    IIRC correctly when I first met you bit my hand so hard I screamed. (dont worry folks, it wasn't like that!)

    A long line of girls who wanted to slap the shit out of me? Joy... :razz:

    Heh, I haven't spent a night in since... :chin: friday. This singledom malarky aint half bad is it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its like a rollercoaster singledom all good whilst it lasts but sooner or later you will want the comfort of terra firma.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shyboy you little tart. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    shyboy you little tart. :o

    Someone should give him a right good spanking, but he'd probly enjoy it :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    Someone should give him a right good spanking, but he'd probly enjoy it :yeees:


    !!!

    I don't enjoy being spanked, or bit, or anything!! It's strangeee.

    I do like slapping arses though :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shes turned you to the darkside i see :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    ... calling me a bitch and if I 'behave' she'll play with me again. ....

    I'm gonna call you Jim Levenstein from now on. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any minute now she's going to knock on my door! Wish me luck :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    Any minute now she's going to knock on my door! Wish me luck :p

    Go with the flow.

    One of my X's was into a little bit of biting and stuff and was a bit of a freak out the first time round but when I told her I wasn't really thrilled with it she calmed down.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    I do like slapping arses though :razz:

    I think a name change is probably required now you are not-quite-as-shy .... TheSlagBoyInTheCorner perhaps ... ? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused: well she came over, went straight up to my room and I thought things were going places... then we were hugging etc. and she rolled away from me and just went cold on me! Then I just lay there and we talked, then she giggled and rolled onto me and I thought 'here we go!' and then a second later she rolled away again. Anyway, by this time I thought 'wtf' and just decided she wasn't interested so wasn't going to try it on. We had a good chat which was all nice.

    Some girls are reallllly strange :razz: lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You should have just asked if you could spank her
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, I'm still slightly shy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If only i was so lucky!! :) Be a gr8 surprise if i got that kinda treatment you did!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shyboy....have you known her long?

    It's just because....without trying to be reactionary.....SHE SOUNDS FUCKING NUTS!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    :confused: well she came over, went straight up to my room and I thought things were going places... then we were hugging etc. and she rolled away from me and just went cold on me! Then I just lay there and we talked, then she giggled and rolled onto me and I thought 'here we go!' and then a second later she rolled away again. Anyway, by this time I thought 'wtf' and just decided she wasn't interested so wasn't going to try it on. We had a good chat which was all nice.

    Maybe she wanted you to take charge. There's a time and a place for "hugging etc"... :naughty::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Maybe she wanted you to take charge. There's a time and a place for "hugging etc"... :naughty::p

    I tried but she brushed my hand away. But then confused me by rolling onto me. Probably playing games or something... who knows. Anyway, I think this is one for the 'distant friend' list lol.
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