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Pet names - the more embarrassing the better!

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Other than bitch/bastard/cunt/arsehole/lying, cheating whore. Don't bring the thread down with negativity please :p

Was chatting with mates last night about pet names we have for our partners and also the most embarassing ones we've ever heard, and I reckon you lot must have (or have heard) some crackers.

My boyfriend and I are very boring and bog-standard with "baby" being our usual - along with the rest of the world. Though I am also known as "my little marmoset", "mrs pepperpot", "Bardot" (the pronunication varies) and - embarassingly - angel. The only thing I call him other than baby is Develter, which is his surname and therefore extremely uncreative. I'm currently trying to come up with something insanely embarrassing to call him in front of his mates, but haven't been inspired yet. He made the suggestions "Superman" or "orgasmatron" but they're just not right :razz:

Anyone going to admit to being a "schnookums" or a "pumpkin pie"? :D
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    /e: nevermind, I thought it was about actual pets.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How romantic!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get called `oney, because he cant pronounce H`s
    ma cherie,
    baby.
    I never get called by my real name. I wonder if he remembers it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont usually. Though he just called me "m..... baby" on the phone.

    (He was going to call me mate, but knows it annoys me :) He wouldn't admit it though, and just kept shouting baby at me. Weirdo sometimes)

    ETA: I suppose 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful' count as that's what he shouts up the stairs to me. NOt that embarrassing though, just compliments :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never get called by my real name. I wonder if he remembers it?

    That's crossed my mind before, too (though not about the two of you!) :razz:

    Ma cherie is sweet, I like it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :banghead: I used to call my ex "snugglebunny" in public to take the piss. He suggested The Cobra but somehow i thought not. He got his own back though- called me his "darling screamer" in front of my brother.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes I'll call him snookypookems real loud when hes on the phone with his friends. But the names are just standard hunny retard, wuss, I like calling him my little dork :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my ex bf was a teacher so i occasionally called him mr *****. :D

    not really a pet name though.

    when we first got together we used to call eachother sexy *insert bodypart* and try and go through them all. e.g. sexy bum, sexy toes, sexy eyelashes... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All my exes I've called them babe/baby.

    Although with a lad I have my eye on I've been caling him toots, cream pie, poppet, petal, handsome. :D

    Sigh, I am proper smitten.

    ETA - My petit pois, bawjaws, bawbags, bam, gashface, etc.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to call my ex, Sexybum, and he used to call me hunny, but only when he wanted something lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    twat and knob 'ed are the nicest ones
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i used to get called bambi a few yrs ago

    i used to get called 'ma petite pousse'(sp??) or 'ma petite petule' by my french ex
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My Ex, used to call me baby and i called her it.

    But my pet name for her was Freckles.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me and my ex used to call each other "swizlard" because lizards are my favourite animal and swans mate for life. :lol:

    Big eegits we were.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends on the girl, if she's a moody cow then I probably would just use babe every so often, but if she's dead affectionate and stuff then it'd probably be babe, baby, sweetheart, honey, and if she was really nice looking and I fancied her then probably gorgeous and beautiful too.

    My first girlfriend was my cuddlebunny though :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bubzy, Bomber/Bomb, Babbin, Babz, Baby, Angel, Sweets, Fitty although my fav was always fatty-fatty-boom-boom-double-chin-ugly-face :D Affectionately used by my last long term bf now ex...I wonder why it ended...:P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smelly

    and for me, fatty
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i used to get called bambi a few yrs ago

    do your legs dance funny when you are drunk?:lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i vary what i call my gf, its often just "oi you" or whatever just comes to my head.

    I always get called "trouble" in a patronising way. hmmm
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    do your legs dance funny when you are drunk?:lol:
    no its coz we had sex in a deer park :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get called fuck off. :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    All my exes I've called them babe/baby.

    Although with a lad I have my eye on I've been caling him toots, cream pie, poppet, petal, handsome. :D

    Sigh, I am proper smitten.

    ETA - My petit pois, bawjaws, bawbags, bam, gashface, etc.
    My dad calls me toots. I couldnt think of it in a romantic way.

    As for cute french names, he didnt like it when i called him mon petit poubelle for some reason?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote:
    Depends on the girl, if she's a moody cow then I probably would just use babe every so often, but if she's dead affectionate and stuff then it'd probably be babe, baby, sweetheart, honey, and if she was really nice looking and I fancied her then probably gorgeous and beautiful too.

    My first girlfriend was my cuddlebunny though :blush:
    Hehe :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As for cute french names, he didnt like it when i called him mon petit poubelle for some reason?


    He may prefer the pink "bins" to brown.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    He may prefer the pink "bins" to brown.
    he likes both tbh :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    no its coz we had sex in a deer park :blush:
    :eek: :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex used to call me Bitchy McBitch Bitch from Bitchville...
    I can't remember what I called him... probably babe or hun.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    no its coz we had sex in a deer park :blush:

    Now THAT is what i call Post of the week!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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