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Pet names - the more embarrassing the better!
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Was chatting with mates last night about pet names we have for our partners and also the most embarassing ones we've ever heard, and I reckon you lot must have (or have heard) some crackers.
My boyfriend and I are very boring and bog-standard with "baby" being our usual - along with the rest of the world. Though I am also known as "my little marmoset", "mrs pepperpot", "Bardot" (the pronunication varies) and - embarassingly - angel. The only thing I call him other than baby is Develter, which is his surname and therefore extremely uncreative. I'm currently trying to come up with something insanely embarrassing to call him in front of his mates, but haven't been inspired yet. He made the suggestions "Superman" or "orgasmatron" but they're just not right :razz:
Anyone going to admit to being a "schnookums" or a "pumpkin pie"?
Was chatting with mates last night about pet names we have for our partners and also the most embarassing ones we've ever heard, and I reckon you lot must have (or have heard) some crackers.
My boyfriend and I are very boring and bog-standard with "baby" being our usual - along with the rest of the world. Though I am also known as "my little marmoset", "mrs pepperpot", "Bardot" (the pronunication varies) and - embarassingly - angel. The only thing I call him other than baby is Develter, which is his surname and therefore extremely uncreative. I'm currently trying to come up with something insanely embarrassing to call him in front of his mates, but haven't been inspired yet. He made the suggestions "Superman" or "orgasmatron" but they're just not right :razz:
Anyone going to admit to being a "schnookums" or a "pumpkin pie"?
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ma cherie,
baby.
I never get called by my real name. I wonder if he remembers it?
(He was going to call me mate, but knows it annoys me He wouldn't admit it though, and just kept shouting baby at me. Weirdo sometimes)
ETA: I suppose 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful' count as that's what he shouts up the stairs to me. NOt that embarrassing though, just compliments
That's crossed my mind before, too (though not about the two of you!) :razz:
Ma cherie is sweet, I like it!
not really a pet name though.
when we first got together we used to call eachother sexy *insert bodypart* and try and go through them all. e.g. sexy bum, sexy toes, sexy eyelashes...
Although with a lad I have my eye on I've been caling him toots, cream pie, poppet, petal, handsome.
Sigh, I am proper smitten.
ETA - My petit pois, bawjaws, bawbags, bam, gashface, etc.
i used to get called 'ma petite pousse'(sp??) or 'ma petite petule' by my french ex
But my pet name for her was Freckles.
Big eegits we were.
My first girlfriend was my cuddlebunny though
and for me, fatty
do your legs dance funny when you are drunk?
I always get called "trouble" in a patronising way. hmmm
As for cute french names, he didnt like it when i called him mon petit poubelle for some reason?
He may prefer the pink "bins" to brown.
I can't remember what I called him... probably babe or hun.
Now THAT is what i call Post of the week!