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Crazy shit you do when you're drunk
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I was wasted last night and I was trying to find my way home.
Some girl across the road shouted something over to me, so I think I went and had a yap. Next thing I remember we're arm in arm and I'm away to take money out of a cash machine. I'm like "Why am I taking money out?" and she's like "Well, it depends what you want, doesn't it?" And I'm like, eh?
"Well it's £10 for a handjob, £20 for a blowjob and £30 for the lot"
Holy bejesus, she's a prostitute!
So I totally back off, and she's "Paul! Gonna come and sort out this timewasting little prick!" and I shove £30 in her hand and leg it like I've never legged it before before her pimp opens a can of whoop ass :eek:
My legs are fucking killing me, and I am so tired.
To give this some relevance, what's the craziest shit you've ever done when drunk?
Some girl across the road shouted something over to me, so I think I went and had a yap. Next thing I remember we're arm in arm and I'm away to take money out of a cash machine. I'm like "Why am I taking money out?" and she's like "Well, it depends what you want, doesn't it?" And I'm like, eh?
"Well it's £10 for a handjob, £20 for a blowjob and £30 for the lot"
Holy bejesus, she's a prostitute!
So I totally back off, and she's "Paul! Gonna come and sort out this timewasting little prick!" and I shove £30 in her hand and leg it like I've never legged it before before her pimp opens a can of whoop ass :eek:
My legs are fucking killing me, and I am so tired.
To give this some relevance, what's the craziest shit you've ever done when drunk?
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I almost got into trouble on Saturday night when i left a bar to go to the cash point. Some guy was taking a piss in the corner and i quipped something about there not being enough toilets about. Next thing i know his mates having to come over to calm him down as this bloke seemed to want to now kick the shit out of me. I ran away back to the bar at this point.
I'm usually quite well behaved when drunk. I did start whipping people at a halloween party once with a girl's whip.
My mate once got taken home in a tesco trolley
Oh, and I forgot. I also tend to sing stuff like New York, New York; My Way, Build Me Up Buttercup and I will Survive are just a few that have been mentioned.
I dont do stuff which is THAT stupid, just the random funny things everybody does when theyre drunk. I read a comment i sent on someone's myspace at the last party i went to - and i dnt even remember sending it which was quite funny!
It had been a strange day in the office.
"the chances of anything coming from mars are a milion to one they said"
to someone but i still can't figure out who i sent it to cos i also managed to empty my outbox
How random
when i got in my parents were playing it full blast so i thought it would be a good idea to text it to someone
i will find out who one day, lol
I love that song so so so much!! It reminds me of being little and listening to the soundtrack over and over. Its so something i would text too. :thumb:
lol and I thought the text message a friend of mine sent me was extremely random... (he does claim a friend of his got hold of his phone)
He's kept his work
Stuipdes thing I've ever done.
then youll know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1IMbx_2hEU&search=eve%20of%20the%20war
me and a mate were playing a game of dig for dig to the head the other night, taking big run ups and all
as always, it seemed like a good idea at the time
Sounds just like something I would do! Love it.
Once when I was about 16, I was shitfaced and I fell asleep in Berlin in Manchester (I think it was what is now Essential?!) and the next thing I knew I was being dropped on the ground outside by a bouncer. Very classy.
Thankyou SCC you have made my day, i used to actually make up dance routines to that album