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**helen**
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she doesn't do a lot though.
Let's all write down the commands we get.
I have:
Eat
Sleep
Check balance
Check time
Work
Study
Go Out
Go to Pub
Go to lecture
Wash clothes
Hoover
Wash Up
Phone
Water Plant
Clean up
Have shower
Brush teeth
Go shopping
Exercise
Watch Tv
Playstation
Dance
Play football
Play golf
Shit (he actually does)
Go clubbing (might be the same as pub)
Turn lamp on
Turn lamp off
Turn music on
Turn music off
Wash face
Drink beer (might be the same as something else)
Make tea
Play computer game
Lie down
ETA:
Drink juice
Order chinese
Wash hands
and the reaction to "wank" is funny...
i wonder what happens if they go on a two day drinking binge, and then you tell them to wank
or is there some hidden command that brings a member of the opposite sex back with you from the club/pub?
play on skateboard is another one as is play with yoyo.
and read the paper.