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Bored of wanking
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i may sound like a pervert but i have split with my gf and im getting a bit bored of wanking with just my right hand.
Anyone know something different i can do?
Anyone know something different i can do?
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sit on your hand for a while so it goes numb then use it, or do it in different locations
orrrrrr
learn to give yourself blow jobs
Whats a posh wank?
get yourself a pint glass, defrost some chicken fillets. insert chicken fillets into the pint glass, the more fillets the tighter the experience then fuck to your hearts content. No need for rubbers and you can spew your man juice in the glass.
although remember to wash your peen afterwards or you could pass on food poisioning
nope I havent, no need to try other forms of wanking. my left hand does the job
EEEWWWWWWW :shocking: Thats vile!!!
Why dont you just sleep with someone?
thats was what I was going for
haha!
I wonder how many people will read that... say ewww! and actually think... hmmm... I wonder!
(Im not one of them by the way!! lol)
I wouldnt cheat on my right hand like that!!
If you have to have it, self-blowjob might be something you could practice...
thats the ghey!
a "Happy Ending"?