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Bored of wanking

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
i may sound like a pervert:blush: but i have split with my gf and im getting a bit bored of wanking with just my right hand.

Anyone know something different i can do?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do it with your left hand?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    posh wank!

    orrr

    sit on your hand for a while so it goes numb then use it, or do it in different locations

    orrrrrr

    learn to give yourself blow jobs
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My curiousity has gotten to me (and i can't/won't type "wank" into a search engine at work :p )

    Whats a posh wank?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wanking with a condom on
    Urban Dictionary wrote:

    Posh Wank

    To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!

    He was having a posh wank.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how is that better?!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    anything else, these arent too good so far
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try rubbing one out with lots and lots of lube
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nemisus wrote:
    anything else, these arent too good so far

    get yourself a pint glass, defrost some chicken fillets. insert chicken fillets into the pint glass, the more fillets the tighter the experience then fuck to your hearts content. No need for rubbers and you can spew your man juice in the glass.


    although remember to wash your peen afterwards or you could pass on food poisioning ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol tht ones a bit weird, have u ever tried
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nemisus wrote:
    lol tht ones a bit weird, have u ever tried

    nope I havent, no need to try other forms of wanking. my left hand does the job
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    get yourself a pint glass, defrost some chicken fillets. insert chicken fillets into the pint glass, the more fillets the tighter the experience then fuck to your hearts content. No need for rubbers and you can spew your man juice in the glass.


    although remember to wash your peen afterwards or you could pass on food poisioning ;)


    EEEWWWWWWW :shocking: Thats vile!!!

    Why dont you just sleep with someone?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Get a new girlfriend.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    get yourself a pint glass, defrost some chicken fillets. insert chicken fillets into the pint glass, the more fillets the tighter the experience then fuck to your hearts content. No need for rubbers and you can spew your man juice in the glass.


    although remember to wash your peen afterwards or you could pass on food poisioning ;)
    :lol: i just nearly wee'd
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    :lol: i just nearly wee'd

    thats was what I was going for :naughty:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    get yourself a pint glass, defrost some chicken fillets. insert chicken fillets into the pint glass, the more fillets the tighter the experience then fuck to your hearts content. No need for rubbers and you can spew your man juice in the glass.


    although remember to wash your peen afterwards or you could pass on food poisioning ;)

    haha!
    I wonder how many people will read that... say ewww! and actually think... hmmm... I wonder!

    (Im not one of them by the way!! lol)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol i bet u did
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nemisus wrote:
    lol i bet u did

    I wouldnt cheat on my right hand like that!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just don't wank... self-control can be quite a reward as well...

    If you have to have it, self-blowjob might be something you could practice...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Just don't wank... self-control can be quite a reward as well...

    If you have to have it, self-blowjob might be something you could practice...


    thats the ghey!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go to www.jackinworld.com (if it still exists) and read the many, many wanking options available to you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mist wrote:
    Go to www.jackinworld.com (if it still exists) and read the many, many wanking options available to you.
    Yup. It still exists. Not that I clicked on the website ir anything :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    Yup. It still exists. Not that I clicked on the website ir anything :blush:

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Do it with your left hand?
    :chin: lol
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Try using nettles?
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tie an elastic band round your arm first so it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go to a massage parlour and get it done for you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    go to a massage parlour and get it done for you

    a "Happy Ending"?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wank while putting a switched on shower head on you're balls- moving it around for a bit.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Hoover?
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