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Women always seem to complain that men are smelly creatures. Well, I have just gone into the gents at work and, f*ck me, I have never smelt anything so awful. Some guy has obviously had a Vindaloo last night.
The tiles were sliding down the walls, my eyes are burning and I have scorched the lining of my nostrils and blistered my lungs. It was horrible. Even a cesspit in Calcutta would smell better .... :yuck:
So ladies, do you ever have such occurrences in your loos? Or is it true that you always smell of perfume ... ? :flirt:
The tiles were sliding down the walls, my eyes are burning and I have scorched the lining of my nostrils and blistered my lungs. It was horrible. Even a cesspit in Calcutta would smell better .... :yuck:
So ladies, do you ever have such occurrences in your loos? Or is it true that you always smell of perfume ... ? :flirt:
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Oi you! Don't put us men down. It takes a long time for us too produce such smells.
I have been in some nasty ladies loos, but you cant smell them from the street like you can with gents.
This is - a bit daft, but - true :yes:
The worst things encountered in [seriously dodgy] ladies toilets are used sanitary towels stuck to the walls/on the floor etc. Makes me want to heave. It upsets me when people don't flush the toilet after they've unleashed a whopping great log, too, as it's not exactly difficult to flush the chain and you'd think all women would feel the same way about that one. Oh well :eek2:
One of the 3 women in the office today is using the gents as the other two had something dodgy to eat yesterday and are having to run there every 10 minutes. The guys at work can annoy me a bit too. as i dont think any of them know how to lift the seat or wipe it when their aim is off.
But a log doesn't always go down after flushing...
But every once in a while you'll see a toilet with blood on it. :yuck: How mess and vile do you have to be as a person to do that, and then leave it! Its bright red on a white background, theres no way anybody can have the excuse of "I didn't see it."
Thats why they invented the plunger. Or even a second flush. You don't leave your residue, you work at it until its all down the hole! Nasty.
I'm sure thats why you went in there
Well, there's also the time at middle school when someone hid my glasses in the girls' room so I had to go get them.
generally i found that the girls tolilets were cleaner at the end of the night compared to the mens.
but when you got something nasty then the mens was worse. I once found that someone had shit in the urinals
sluts!
I know!
I can't understand why you WOULDN'T wipe after a hovering accident. It's worst when there's a queue and you go in immediately after someone who has fucking soaked the seat and hasn't wiped it up. I'm always tempted to shame them, sluts indeed!
apparently she was really really desperate for the loo, so she went into a restaurant and asked to use their toilets. got in there to find that the one cubicle was taken, but decided to wait anyway cuz there were no other toilets nearby.
apparently the person in the toilet started to make a lot of noise, and my mum could see (and hear) her clattering round in there doing god knows what. soo eventually (about 5 minutes later) the woman emerges from the toilet looking a bit dishevelled and rushed out of the toilets. (without washing her hands i might add!)
mum then enters the cubicle to find shit aaall over the toilet seat, on the walls, floor and even on the toilet paper that was in the holder!!! :yuck:
god know what that woman must have eaten to have made that much of a mess!!
needless to say my mum got out of there as quickly as humanly possible.
i mean, HOW in gods name can you get it on the WALLS?! :crazyeyes
And hell, if I need a shit, I'll go in a public toilet as a last resort. Usually i'll use one in a building (shop, pub, etc) if availible. And get a drink if it is a pub.
You don't HAVE to sit on the seat, ya know.
That used to happen a lot at school in the toilets. Absolutely disgusting. :yuck: