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Fucking stupid horny peckers!
Skive
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Just coming back from a mates house, I've hit a deer at about 40mph and it's stoved the front of my motor in. :mad: Killed the poor bastard too
It's no wonder we're top of the food chain.
It's no wonder we're top of the food chain.
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You'd be suprised how many people claim for deer accidents though mate - surprisingly common :yes:
Where I live there are thousands of bastard animals on the road - pony's, cattle, sheep, pigs etc etc but in all my time living here I've managed to avoid hitting one personally.
I was in mates car a few year ago when we hit a pecker at over 60 and split the thing right open. It fucked the car right up but the worse thing was seeing a little unborn fawn on the side of the road. :yuck:
aww poor thing.
Whenever I've been in a car driving through the New Forest we've had to stop randomly for animals crossing. Grrr can be annoying. Shame about your car. Wouldn't be surprised if someone came along and nicked the roadkill, expensive meat that is (not that I've tried it though).
When my train got to work they opened the door at the end to put another train on the end and a dead bird fell out. Made me chuckle. The driver shouted "pick it up, thats lunch!"
I had to have my mate (a local farmer) come out and get rid of it. If you hit a deer you have to inform the old bill.
Bad news though man... even if you claim, it still kills your no claims bonus! Sucks dude... make ya glad the next time you hit a rabbit it ain't anything bigger like!
I hope the damage isn't too bad to your car, and good to hear your ok, that it didn't cause any physical harm.
Otherwise its a waste.
Venison
:yuck:
as i was in the car the other day we drove past a dead cat in the side of the road, when i came back there was blood stains all over
thats awful about the fawn, i would have cried!
My mate took it, he wont waste it.
When I was about 16 my mate and I were riding down the local when a badger came right out in front of him. He hit it came straight off his bike.
You have to inform the plice about hitting dogs, deer, and commoners animals.
You don't have to inform them about cats, rabbits and birds.
Though thats not the first time I've seen that. Decapitated deer seem to be all the rage on that interstate.
Anyway i have nightmares about hitting badgers. I thought they were little but they are huge. So far i've managed to avoid killing anything.
Look on the bright side, at least it didn't come crashing through the windscreen. At least, I assume not. I've nearly been the recipient of that, out at Laverstock.
Accidents must be reported to the Police if they involve a dog, goat, cattle, ass, sheep, horse, mule or pig. I've never even seen a mule.
It jumped out in front of me in Redlynch.
My dad did that once - it was his neighbour's cat as well. My dad has also hit a cow as well...
So far I havent killed anything, except those insects on the motorway, One was so huge the other day, My first thought was that someone had chucked a sandwich out of their window and it had hit mine Seriously was full of blood and everything..ewww