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"Thats what i love about highschool chicks, man...I get older, they stay the same age!" Matthew McConoughay in Dazed and Confused.
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Can't remember the names but on Aliens:
Bloke: "Hey [whatever], do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
Girl: "No, do you?"
Oh that film was on just the other day :thumb:
Heres mine for the day...
I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
"If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."
From Day of the Tentacle.
love it!
The best film quote ever is <said in thick, Austrian accent>: "You're not sending ME to the COOLER!"
Quoting Hard to Kill has always brought me much joy, especially:
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
"This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!"
There are so many from The Big Lebowski, but my oft-quoted one is: "Fuck it dude, let's go bowling."
"Martin: You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debbie: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy."
"Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Oh whats that one from I cannot remember
PCU :yes:
'more witches!'
Oh I havn't seen that movie in ages, I love that movie.
Under Siege 2
- deuce bigalow
Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!
Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
Prince John: I have a MOLE?
- robin hood; men in tights god, i love that film gotta see it to find quotes funny though!
Jules: "It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker."
One of my favourites.
Also:
Tommy DeVito: "Funny how? What's funny about it?"
Grosse Pointe Blank and Office Space
God yeah, GPB is up there with the best of 'em...
"You're a handsome devil. What's your name?"
"Hold on lads...i got a great idea..."
"Zulus, fousands of em...don't shoot 'till you see the whites of their eyes boys!"
All Michael Caine plus the one he never said...
"My name is Michael Caine...not a lot of people know that!"
The Usual Suspects
Dr Evil in Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
-If you want to vent your anger, hit the pillow!
-You think it will work?
-Sure!
BANG! BANG! BANG
-Ahh, you were right.
From "Analyze this".
Robin: Oh Marion, if only it'were me.
Marion: Oh if it'were, it'would be...twerrific.
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah, but that just like....your opinion, man" - best comeback ever.
Austin Powers
"Allow myself to introduce......myself"
"Hey there you are."
"Well hi, do I know you?"
"No, but that's where you are, you're there"
"Your cock up.... my arse!!!"
oh how I laughed!
(Its probably only funny if you saw it!)
- You wear tights?
- No, I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform.
- TIGHTS...
- Shutup.
The Breakfast Club.
Louis Winthorpe: Why not?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause it's called assault with a deadly weapon, you get 20 years for that shit.
Definitely in my Top 5 awesome films ever!!
Imagine:
Luke: I am your son!
Vader: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
Luke: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOO... Wait, I don't have feelings! I'm a half-machine for Force's sake!
Luke: Ok... search your code then.
Vader: Alright. ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blain: Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Dutch: You're one ugly motherfucker.
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
"That still only counts as one!"
ROTK.
It was Vader's in the most recent film.
Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?
:yippe: