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Paris Hilton cannot...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
edited January 2023 in General Chat
SING!!!

Has anyone heard her single?!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm amazed she managed to sing anything given that her mouth is generally full of co............ better not, that may be libelous :o

    I will say that, Paris, if you read this, i would consider it a favour if you counted to ten before you sued me. That'd give me a week to get out of the country :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The video is awful too, has anyone seen it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    I will say that, Paris, if you read this, i would consider it a favour if you counted to ten before you sued me. That'd give me a week to get out of the country :o

    :lol: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shes trying to sound like gwen stefani and fails big time
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i don't think she's that bad.

    she ain't no charlotte church, that's for sure, but she's no worse than lots of the shite in the charts atm...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I suppose we are using the word "single" in its loosest possible sense here. More accurate to describe it as "noise". Those were the twenty or so most useless seconds I have ever had in my life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Didn't know she tried to sing. I'm so depressed I'm not up on my pop culture. I cry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    SING!!!

    or

    dance
    raise dogs sensibily
    tan properly
    walk without looking arsey
    pout
    make good hardcore fuck flicks
    anything remotely entertaining
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm quite glad that i've not heard or seen this.

    Hasn't she got enough money as it is (or will when dear old dad pops his clogs). How much more of this non talented stick thin thing do we have to put up with.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I'm surprised anyone bothered to listen... She's one of the people in the world that everyone should simply ignore and pretend they don't exist, like Bush.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    I'm surprised anyone bothered to listen... She's one of the people in the world that everyone should simply ignore and pretend they don't exist, like Bush.
    Thing is, Paris Hilton doesn't have access to the nuclear button. Neither has she launched illegal wars on the basis of lies. Not the best of comparisons. :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Thing is, Paris Hilton doesn't have access to the nuclear button. Neither has she launched illegal wars on the basis of lies. Not the best of comparisons. :p
    I didn't compare anything, I just described something they have in common. It's like I said that both you and my grandpa have noses; I'm not comparing you am I? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wonder if Bush can sing :chin:

    Probably, cuz he can do anything. It probably sounds like angels. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I wonder if Bush can sing :chin:

    Probably, cuz he can do anything. It probably sounds like angels. :p

    I'll bet he's the singer in a slut banging metal band.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet he wears leather chaps. With Janet Reno on the drums.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    or

    dance
    raise dogs sensibily
    tan properly
    walk without looking arsey
    pout
    make good hardcore fuck flicks
    anything remotely entertaining

    :lol::lol::lol: Thats hit the nail on the head. I have unfortunatley heard it, then went and played some slipknot very very loudly to erridicate from my brain.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where can i listen?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix Da Housecat wrote:
    where can i listen?
    She should get the video of her shagging that really ugly bloke, and sing over that. It would be tacky as hell, but I can just see it selling. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Video here
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crispy wrote:
    Video here
    For a moment, I thought you meant that other video! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't WANT to hear her sing...and if i ever hear her on the radio or anything i'm giong to make a request to have my ears chopped off. :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think shes alright.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: Thats hit the nail on the head. I have unfortunatley heard it, then went and played some slipknot very very loudly to erridicate from my brain.
    ew. well that says it all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I guess i'm the only one on this forum who think paris can sing?

    I'm picking up 4 copies of her new album whenever it comes out. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why would you want 4? Wouldn't one suffice? Thats just overkill.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One for me and my wife, and 3 for 3 of my exgfs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd hate to be on your christmas list :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're buying Paris Hilton's album for your ex girlfriends? You must really HATE them, it's a good idea... :p

    I think she's horrendous in almost every imaginable respect, she pretty much represents everything I hate about "celebrity" and fame. But her singing voice probably isn't any worse than a lot of other "pop stars". Not to say that qualifies her [or any of them] or makes it any better that they endlessly inflict their soulless crap on us...

    I hate myself for even giving her space in my thoughts...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    You're buying Paris Hilton's album for your ex girlfriends? You must really HATE them, it's a good idea... :p

    I think she's horrendous in almost every imaginable respect, she pretty much represents everything I hate about "celebrity" and fame. But her singing voice probably isn't any worse than a lot of other "pop stars". Not to say that qualifies her [or any of them] or makes it any better that they endlessly inflict their soulless crap on us...

    I hate myself for even giving her space in my thoughts...

    I'm buying them because they ask me can i buy it for them, and i am buying one for me and my wife, because i enjoy her music as well and my wife too.

    And unless you know paris personal, its not wise to put her down. She is caught up in the fame , true. But thats how hollywood is, once you get there " alot of people will get caught up ". Notice i said some, not all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mystery Ridah wrote:
    I'm buying them because they ask me can i buy it for them, and i am buying one for me and my wife, because i enjoy her music as well and my wife too.

    And unless you know paris personal, its not wise to put her down. She is caught up in the fame , true. But thats how hollywood is, once you get there " alot of people will get caught up ". Notice i said some, not all.

    Do you know her personally? How do you know shes just caught up in the fame?
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