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Ever Notice?
Former Member
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Ever notice that in the Introduction Board the people who come on and say "Hi my name is such and such I'm from bla bla bla, I love this site and hope to post more here in the future" and they never make more than 1 post nevermind 10. Why is this I wonder! :chin:
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or do things otehr than the net??
After the collapse of the USSR, the lab was abbandonned, but the test subject remained. He was intrigued by a computer he found, and the internet. But being in possesion of a goldfish brain, and never completing his training due to the collapse, he is quite unconditioned to human existence. He retains in one half of his brain, his human skills - typing, computer use, walknig, eating, breathing, etc. But due to his short goldfish memory, he forgets he ever registered here, and keeps making new accounts thinking he has no others. By the time he has registered and posted, then gone and done something else, he has forgotten, so registers again.
Long Live Test Subject #47! He lives alone in this abbandonned lab, and will probably die alone there and be discovered many years in the future... few know of him... may his legacy live on. And may those who discover him, remember him as the pinnacle of Human Science.
Gerbil.... put the crack pipe down and step away... slowly!!
:wave: Welcome
posts, then get scared or bored, then leave.
No, really. I know this... I've seen the documents! I plan to visit the poor chap, the lab... it's in the Northern wasts of Siberia, quite well hidden in a large complex built into the side of a mountain...
Come on, let's pay him a visit. He hasn't seen anyone since '91!
You should thank me for keeping the population under control.
or you lot scare them off...
I never posted an Intro thread either. I actually spent the first few weeks I was here lurking in Health, then I ventured to Relationships, and then I found AG .
oh Yes, theres a lot of regulars so it can be a bit intimidating to new blood. That or gerbils obession with guns and armory scare them shitless.
That would never happen here!
i'm the real thing.
I have little spurts of posting and not posting, Cant beleieve I've been here 4 years!!