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Bee Keeper Joke!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
First man
"I got 20,000 bees you know!"

Second man
"Nice! How many hives do you have?"

First man
"I got 10 hives. What about you? How many bees do you have?"

Second man
"Me? I got about a million bees!"

First man
"A millions bees??? Wow! How many hives do you have?"

Second man
"One!"

First man
"One? Only one?"

Second man
"Yeah! Fuck'em, they're only bees!"

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused: I'm not sure I get it...

    Ditto.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused: I'm not sure I get it...

    Ditto.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was that supposed to be funny? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best told and not read?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I guess no one likes to see Alan Davies do stand up then? That was just one of his jokes i found amusing when i heard it so i decided to post it.

    Alan Davies is the guy fro QI and Jonathan Creek.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't understand it.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    That was a bit shit.

    (see Bit as Very)
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Was on b3ta a while back, with various other versions including racist versions and sexist ones. ;p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    I guess no one likes to see Alan Davies do stand up then? That was just one of his jokes i found amusing when i heard it so i decided to post it.

    Alan Davies is the guy fro QI and Jonathan Creek.

    he's also a wanker
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