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Bee Keeper Joke!
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First man
"I got 20,000 bees you know!"
Second man
"Nice! How many hives do you have?"
First man
"I got 10 hives. What about you? How many bees do you have?"
Second man
"Me? I got about a million bees!"
First man
"A millions bees??? Wow! How many hives do you have?"
Second man
"One!"
First man
"One? Only one?"
Second man
"Yeah! Fuck'em, they're only bees!"
"I got 20,000 bees you know!"
Second man
"Nice! How many hives do you have?"
First man
"I got 10 hives. What about you? How many bees do you have?"
Second man
"Me? I got about a million bees!"
First man
"A millions bees??? Wow! How many hives do you have?"
Second man
"One!"
First man
"One? Only one?"
Second man
"Yeah! Fuck'em, they're only bees!"
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Ditto.
Ditto.
Alan Davies is the guy fro QI and Jonathan Creek.
(see Bit as Very)
he's also a wanker