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Long as he doesn't try to stick anything anywhere. :nervous:
my next adventure is celebrating the fourth of july with a load of yanks ibn .,... AMSTERDAM!
all booked and paid for for three days but ...i have these nagging doubts.
wife keeps saying to me ...but that was twenty five years ago chuck ...all those coppers and customs men and villains will be retired or dead vby now ...then technolgy haunts me at night.
so yes ...mine will be a crackjing adventure ...and all this just to get pissed and piss on a flag.
All the best, m'dears! x
Heh, that sounds mighty fun!
Me. But seeing as me and HMM are the main posters, i'll likley be alone alot
Yer, Teh_Gerbil will hold the fort for me :yes:
Don't tell me you are scare of my little guy
He wasn't so little last night. ;(
her gran is 92.
week in amstrdam with a griopu of coffin dodgers.
she has to see the red light district.
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against all advice and carers control ...she goes.
;i want to see everything before i die' ...and off dhe marches.
looks in the windows and mutters ...
spots a cannabis cafe and straight in there ...the rest following.
they only have coffees but she buys ten cannabis loolies and brings them home to oxford.
a few days later her and her daughter ....seventy years iold ...and hubby ...my mates mumand dad ...are sitting suvking the lollies and giggling all about the second world war and habving a ball!
my mate has never touched an illegal ...doesn't drink ....knows i do ...she is suffering shell shock.
irt seems yparents never stip embarrsing their kids.
Brilliant! Absolutley ace.
P.S: Will see you tonight...
My 2inches will be lost without you. At least it got in some good work before NMM came home from his night with Teh_Gerbil :flirt:
Have a good trip!
there is a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I had to discuss with someone how many times he can *ahem* wank in a day in the pub last night! I dont want to here about more about anyones willy!
Hope you two (SCC and NNM) have a good time!
Well I had bad ball cramp at one point yesterday, it hurt.
Strange girl that one.
Well I told her about my disappointing vibrator experiences and that I just can't get myself off especially not with something that makes me feel as if I'm shagging a leccy-toothbrush. You just can't beat a big throbbing cock.
The girl who asked me about it is always flirting with one of our lecturers (the young fit sexy one) and he ended up inviting himself back to hers "for a cup of tea"... I can't wait to here the gossip on that one.
Omg. Implied innuendos. Like when one my freinds said she went to one our lecturers offices, and he took her on the desk. (Not actually MEANING that, but heh.)
Because hes my on/off/on/off boyfriend, and takes great delight in discussing his/our sex life at the most inappropiate moments when hes drunk. The worst time was in the casino rather loudly.
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