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...new levels of stupidity that I did not know existed. A girl that I work with was convinced today that you can have boxes of steam. Nathan was playing with the milk steamer thing on the coffee machine, and he said to Amy (the girl) "Amy, can you go and get me some steam for the steamer please?" and she actually went and asked the manager where it was :eek2:.
This scares me.
And this was the highlight of my day.
Yes, my life is that boring.
This scares me.
And this was the highlight of my day.
Yes, my life is that boring.
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By the way, I'm loving your new avatar :thumb: Did you make it yourself?
And yes, yes I did, thank you ;d.
Spent all day messaging him "Big Mac and a medium coke, sitting in!" and "Can I get more cheesburgers please!"
This had not a lot to do with the thread, but it'll do as a vehicle for my comedy :yes:
It would have made it about 20% funnier, yeah
take a look at the futureheads, they look like they made their money by working in dixons before the place shut up shop
what's wrong with that?
you'd get on realy well with my ruth.
haha I was thinking exactly the same...
oh dear.
Oh my God. Please don't mock one of my favourite bands.. they are so cool.
ive met them, they really do look like they work in dixons, but they do make good records
She asks, 'I never understood why you put an egg on a meat-free breakfast.'
'..You what?'
'Why is there an egg on a meat-free breakfast?'
'Well, cos eggs aren't meat, are they.'
'Well yeah, I know that, but don't they come from cows or something?'
Poor lass, never lived it down.
girl - "the pick sheet says i need a 0.5 - 1 years top and there are non"
me - there there
girl - "iv looked there all 6 - 12 months"
me - exactly
girl - you think your so clever, why would i know that? i dont need to i dont have any kids
i was like wtf?
i suppose we should be glad that she isnt reproducing
Ohhhh dear.
well if she ever find seed for one, let me know
Where did she get that idea from?
Cue me and my girlfriend walking very very quickly in an opposite direction! We get Cs in our exams and think we're a bit dim and then people show us how intelligent we actually are lol
years later at her wedding ...i pproduced a banana and told the world in my chucking ...err ...giving her away speech.