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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book,“ she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?"]
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. .
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book,“ she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?"]
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. .
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think.

    lol... nice one :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Like that one!
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