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Which superhero would you be?
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or any other character for that matter and why?
I'd say either Wolverine with his mutant healing and his super strong 'indestructable' bones.
Or Spiderman, because he's a cool scientist that ends up with these uber cool powers.
I'd say either Wolverine with his mutant healing and his super strong 'indestructable' bones.
Or Spiderman, because he's a cool scientist that ends up with these uber cool powers.
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And spiderman vs. batman isnt even a contest, all he's got is a utility belt!
Felicia Hardy any day!
Wolverine any day as he kicks arse, ALOT,
but then again, Apocalypse would be fun, seeing as he is indestructable, and all powerful... if it wasn't for the fact he was a bit mad, and purple/pink
No prizes for guessing what I'd use those powers for.
As for who I'd be... Mystique's shape-shifting ability is cool. Or maybe Venom (without being a villain).
You would :hyper:
Id be WonderWoman
Yer I did and it was really tasty!
jees, im thick as pig shit.......now I get it
When did Rainbow naff off..............I liked that name and where did SuzyCreamcheese get her name from.
God, im so a noob
He is hard as fuck as well, nice bloke though...
I dont remeber X-Men much, so I dont know why he would do that...
But he does have huge claws that extend from his hands when people get roudy at the end of the night!
Oh right, would be good for finding drugs on people! Which isnt nessacerally a good thing!
or
If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.
(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
And all of the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I could be a Superhero,
I]d be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Becasue I would be Imigration Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
To run off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy
Oh I didn't mean to be subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease; let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.
the political death squad from next door will be here to attatch electrodes to your nipples for some of the stuff in there!
you are not wrong, so won't correct you