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Fisherman

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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There is one fishing in the lake outside my window.
Now I have to close the curtains when I have a shower and get changed and stuff! Humph.

I wonder if he knows he is fishing in 8 inches of water? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe he is just here hoping you forget to close the curtains and using fishing as an excuse...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope not.

    A fisherman isn't someone I want to expose myself to.

    And he looks a bit ancient ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well if it is an ancient fisherman it's probably not for that has the only alive worm he probably have is the one on the hook...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He wants to steal your socks!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh no!
    *hides socks*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think so, he isn't very beardy :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    Ancient fisherman? It's Jesus!

    I thought Jesus was a carpenter? 0_o
    Did he fish for wood? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think Joseph was the carpenter :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG he just moved
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    moved away or moved closer?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    I bet he moved cause he was thinking "Why is there some strange girl eying up my socks?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    I thought Jesus was a carpenter? 0_o
    Did he fish for wood? :p
    Jesus was a carpenter, it was peter james and john who were fishermen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Noo he just moved a little bit! He is still sat there. As we speak, a friend is joining him. Oh hell, they're mulitplying! He just turned round, he is very ugly and old! Eww. I don't want his socks :sour:

    Also, he is wearing those dry trouser wader things, that have braces on. If he walks into that water, it wouldn't come over the tops of his wellies!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fisherman.jpg
    This was taken before his friend joined him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never did understand fishing.
    sitting ...waiting ...and waiting some more ...in all kinds of weather.
    i'd be bored shitless after half an hour and buggar off to the pub.

    anyone remember spike milligan?
    he had a number of nervous breakdowns and was put in the nut house a few times.
    he once had an argument with the head shrink about why they were keeping him there.
    he kept saying he wasn't insane so head psyco asked him what his definition of insanity was ...
    fishing ...was his reply.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:

    anyone remember spike milligan?
    he had a number of nervous breakdowns and was put in the nut house a few times.
    he once had an argument with the head shrink about why they were keeping him there.
    he kept saying he wasn't insane so head psyco asked him what his definition of insanity was ...
    fishing ...was his reply.

    Sound quite a logical answer to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is he still there :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol no he's gone now. Nick, Phil and Tom from the flat downstairs are sat out there in boxes now though. Don't ask why, I don't know!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Lol no he's gone now. Nick, Phil and Tom from the flat downstairs are sat out there in boxes now though. Don't ask why, I don't know!

    get a photo of that :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Ok!

    brilliant! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't see that well, are they just sitting on some cardboard boxes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two of them are in cardboard boxes, one of them is in a plastic Sainsbury's box.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats hilarous.

    P.S. Great view from your house. I'm jelous.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree, best room on campus!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jesus fed a large crowd with a few loaves of bread and 3 fish. He's some boy eh?

    Used to go fishing with my dad years ago, was alright but not something I'd do for a hobby like.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Maybe someone looked at your window at a time when you were changing and hadn't closed the curtains, then told everyone about it so they're sitting out there at times waiting for you to forget again? :chin: The fishing and boxes etc might be just an excuse.
    :p
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    morrocan roll wrote:
    never did understand fishing.
    sitting ...waiting ...and waiting some more ...in all kinds of weather.
    i'd be bored shitless after half an hour and buggar off to the pub.

    It's quality.

    Sit their with a few cans and smoke, and indulge in a bit of hunting - a basic human instinct. It feels bloody good when you land a nice fish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah but you have to put it back again, it's not like you're fishing for survival or something :p Unless you are Ray Mears, in which case I shall let you off!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Yeah but you have to put it back again

    No you don't.
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