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So lets have some dumb animal stories then. THanks to ballerina's thread, made me think about it.
Boyfriends parents dog would lick the toilet bowl cleaner brush, therefore drinking all the toilet bowl cleaner left in the bottem of the holder.
I also once had a fish that would just sit in the corner of the tank upside down. But when you tried to flush it it would swim and be alive.
Boyfriends parents dog would lick the toilet bowl cleaner brush, therefore drinking all the toilet bowl cleaner left in the bottem of the holder.
I also once had a fish that would just sit in the corner of the tank upside down. But when you tried to flush it it would swim and be alive.
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My budgie was scared of a yellow pen. I had to poke the pen at him when putting in seed or water or he would really badly attack me. He also got lost in my room, and got stuck between the wall and a cabinet. Bear in mind there is less than 1cm gap between them.
When we went down in the morning he was sitting cowered as far back in his basket as he could get and the hamster had escaped.
We found the hamster curled up beside the cage with a ball of purple fluff and dog food.
It had been going down the back of the fridge, across the room, stealing fluff from the dog's blanket and food from his bowl then climbing back up and storing it.
My dog just sat and barked at it...all night!
The dog also got chased by the hamster on a regular basis, ate a tube of toothpaste and decided it could walk on water....among other things.
My fish used to swim upside down. I used to laugh at it cause it was stupid.
if you feed upside down goldfish a pea it sorts them out.
true story.
His cat used to hate the sight of fish for some reason: whenever he put fish in his bowl, whole or part, he'd just run away as if he'd seen a monster. He stopped doing that though.
This is more smart (for a cat) than stupid, but also funny:
His other cat (who died
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One more: There was a gate at a house somewhere, that every time someone passed by you'd hear: "BONK! Woof woof woof woof woof!" The stupid dog behind would run to the door so fast that he couldn't stop before banging his head on it. And he never learnt either!
The other cat, however, sits and watches her do this. He will then take a running jump at the cat flap and hit his head. He'll do this ad infinitum as far as I can tell. Stupid boy.
Got one mate's dog really stoned on weed. It went mad and started running into doors and walls and stuff. Was hilarious at the time. Got a mate's cat stoned once and it just lay there doing fuck all. Probably wasn't even stoned - cats are no craic.
My mate gave a duck an e inside a piece of bread. We were feeding a group of them bread and he thought it would be a good idea. We kept them around for a while with bread and kept an eye on spiked duck. He started getting really aggressive after a while and soon none of the other ducks would go near him. Obviously ecstasy doesn't go down too well with ducks.
One other time we were camping, this time only we were on the drugs. Decided to go on an early morning hike around the neighbouring fields in search of the lake we knew which was near by. We all climbed into one field, and were greeted by the site of about 20 cows looking at us. It's a bit disconcerting, until one of your mates lets out a big roar and runs at them. The cows ran like fuck away from him...straight into a fucking hedge. Stupid bastards.
My brother did that. He said the duck did nothing for about 5 mins then started pecking the ground like a mentalist! They called it "Techno Duck", laughed at it for 10 minutes than got bored and wandered off...
His friend fed a quarter of an e to a hamster once aswell. It didn't do anything for about 10 minutes so they got bored and sat down. Then they heard this squeeling noise and it was the hamster running in its wheel like it was on...well...e... It then stopped dead, spun round in the wheel a few times than fellover and died. Poor little fucker!
They are sick bastards!
We got my mates cat stoned once. It was standing on the worktop trying to jump to the table but it couldn't judge it. It tried, missed completely and fell flat on it's face on the floor
thats well harsh, it probably died of a heart attack or something!! id be agressive too if i got spiked when i thort i was just munching on a nice piece of hovis
Aye, it wasn't me, seriously. I like ducks! We can't tell one of our mates the story, because he absolutely loves ducks. Everyone is told to keep it secret from him. And, you wouldn't get aggressive if you were spiked with an e
Lolzy, I never relised how Evil you were before
i love ducks, there ace. im gonna have a house duck instead of a dog when i get my own place. there ace
and im gonna be really original and call it jemima
Heeeey, the duck was Fucky, the hamster was his stupid friend and the cat was, technically it's owner and Fucky
I did say they were sick bastards!
I just laughted at the cat because it was funny. It wasn't hurt or anything.
My mate wants a pet one, but in Edinburgh there's no personal gardens, so it's a no go.
you can house train anything cant you?
when its a baby feed it and carry it to a litter tray type thing and feed it a treat once its poo'd
ta da! or am i just being a bit optemistic? i was gonna have a paddling pool in the corner of my living room for him and everything
Also my micey couldnt be house trained, I think only certain animals can
thats what i thort :crying:
my puddle duck will leave puddles :crying:
i cant hear you......
* la la la la there once was an ugly duckling with feathers all fluffy and brown
and the other birds......*
(I'm not allowed to tell my mate I eat those either)