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Morning Glory

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Every morning without fail my boyfriend gets an erection, which is quite amusing for me. I was just wondering out of curiosity if this happens to all guys, and if not how often it does happen?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happends to a lot of us yes... not every single morning, but it is quite common... I hope you are sorting him out tho ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    most mornings its a prominent feature on my body, its just natural.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was told its because of the pressure of needing a pee.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweety wrote:
    I was told its because of the pressure of needing a pee.

    Don't think it's that tho, cos can get a hard on in the morning and don'tneed to pee straight away or even hours after that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Don't think it's that tho, cos can get a hard on in the morning and don'tneed to pee straight away or even hours after that...

    I think it is quite unusual for it not being related to bladder pressure against the prostate but by all accounts, the jury is still out on why it happens ..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha yeh my ex bf used to be like that too. used to have to wait until it'd gone down a bit before he went to the toilet! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    I think it is quite unusual for it not being related to bladder pressure against the prostate but by all accounts, the jury is still out on why it happens ..

    well maybe for me it is more related to my naughty dreams :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    well maybe for me it is more related to my naughty dreams :D

    so spill...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    ... and don'tneed to pee straight away or even hours after that...

    Really? Wow - it's usually one of the first things I have to do when I get up in the morning. Maybe I drink too much before bedtime ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Really? Wow - it's usually one of the first things I have to do when I get up in the morning. Maybe I drink too much before bedtime ...
    Yer, I never run down to the toilet first thing in the morning... most of the time I have a cigarette, a coffe and other cigarette, an other coffe and then if the need to pee come well i'll go...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    so spill...

    well if I do I might pass for a psycho for some... my naughty dreams could be really disturbing for some people... but I LOVE them... :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just took it as 99% of males woke up with morning glory. Current fella certainly does which is always a marvellous morning bonus ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    ... my naughty dreams could be really disturbing for some people... but I LOVE them... :)

    Necrophilia? Bestiality? I am sure we would not be shocked ... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Necrophilia? Bestiality? I am sure we would not be shocked ... ;)

    well I said some people... not everyone ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *closes innocent eyes* :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Necrophilia? Bestiality? I am sure we would not be shocked ... ;)
    LOL, not the dead animals one again?
    I know it never fails to get you in the mood.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    LOL, not the dead animals one again?
    I know it never fails to get you in the mood.

    Ah yes! Happiness is a warm puppy ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Ah yes! Happiness is a warm puppy ...

    warm... do you use them freshly dead then or do you heat up the corpse first?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you notice if you've ever been out drinking heavily some night, you wake up in the morning with a raging hangover which is only equalled by your raging hard on and horniness.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Do you notice if you've ever been out drinking heavily some night, you wake up in the morning with a raging hangover which is only equalled by your raging hard on and horniness.

    Yes, frequently!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    well maybe for me it is more related to my naughty dreams :D
    Lol i'm with you on this one. I get them pretty much everyday. My girlfriend finds it funny too, but then if she's around i'm pretty much hard all the time. and if i go soft she teases me so it goes hard again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    warm... do you use them freshly dead then or do you heat up the corpse first?

    Well, I'm not sick you know ... there is a shelf life limit before they get too smelly and squidgy ... :sour: .. so fresh is better :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Well, I'm not sick you know ... there is a shelf life limit before they get too smelly and squidgy ... :sour: .. so fresh is better :p

    Here, it's breakfast time for us students don't ya know? :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Well, I'm not sick you know ... there is a shelf life limit before they get too smelly and squidgy ... :sour: .. so fresh is better :p

    Hehe... that's what I thought would be best too... no one like re-heated stuff...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have never known a morning where my boyfriend isnt turned on, the annoying part is it means he crawls into bed with me and pushes himself against me to make it clear what he wants yet all I want is sleep LOL!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i don't think i've noticed him waking up with one, but he certainly enjoys morning sex :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Morning glory? I remember taking that shit once.

    Yes we all wake up with hard ons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Am I the only guy who hasn't woke up with one? lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morning wood :thumb:

    happens to most people!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Addict wrote:
    Do you notice if you've ever been out drinking heavily some night, you wake up in the morning with a raging hangover which is only equalled by your raging hard on and horniness.

    that just makes it more disapointing being single, you know!
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