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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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when your having a wank when you cum do you catch it in a tissue or do you hold your cock tight then get a tissue plus do uoy wash your cock everytime you have a wank
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dude, you're thinking about it way too much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I prop my dart board up in front of me and see if I can hit the bullseye! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    I prop my dart board up in front of me and see if I can hit the bullseye! :hyper:
    Ever managed it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Ever managed it?

    No, unfortunatly not!!
    But once some of it kinda dibbled over it.... does that count? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I cum onto my hand then flick it forward while closing my middle fingers, singing 'spider-man, spider-man!' all the while.

    I also shout 'spidey sense tingling!' at the point of ejaculation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wank sock...:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    I cum onto my hand then flick it hand forward while closing my middle fingers, singing 'spider-man, spider-man!' all the while.

    I also shout 'spidey sense tingling!' at the point of ejaculation.

    Wow, you do that too? :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mist wrote:
    Wow, you do that too? :crazyeyes

    Yup. Not managed to use my cum to swing from a building yet but it's just a matter of time......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Wank sock...:p

    You fucking minger! :p
    Infinite wrote:
    I cum onto my hand then flick it hand forward while closing my middle fingers, singing 'spider-man, spider-man!' all the while.

    I also shout 'spidey sense tingling!' at the point of ejaculation.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    You fucking minger! :p
    No mess that way :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope your mum dosent do your washing lol :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    I hope your mum dosent do your washing lol :yuck:
    Nah I live in a 'lovely' student house :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Nah I live in a 'lovely' student house :D

    He just leaves it on the floor and re-uses it whenever :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    He just leaves it on the floor and re-uses it whenever :D

    Then gets up in a rush for uni one morning and puts on the "wrong" sock! :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    He just leaves it on the floor and re-uses it whenever :D
    OMG how did you know, stalker?! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    OMG how did you know, stalker?! :lol:

    You could at least bring me out a cup of tea!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shes/he prob seen you walking around college with your sock stuck to the floor
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    Shes/he prob seen you walking around college with your sock stuck to the floor
    We have shoes where I live :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    We have shoes where I live :p

    ooh, you are advanced! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well he might of forgot to put his shoe back on after he took it off to get his sock to have a wank
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a lot to be said for the wank sock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Photograph Of Me wrote:
    There's a lot to be said for the wank sock.

    And whats that???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wanking...urgh that's discusting :yuck: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a good Catholic boy and I don't ever masturbate. Ever.

    That'd be evil.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    I'm a good Catholic boy and I don't ever masturbate. Ever.

    That'd be evil.
    Then call me a sinner! I 'gree with the wank sock idea! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    He just leaves it on the floor and re-uses it whenever :D
    yeah, theres clearly nothing wrong with re-using a sock.
    Screw starch, we've found something better.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Yup. Not managed to use my cum to swing from a building yet but it's just a matter of time......

    so the wank socks are for aiding you in climbing up the wall then
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nobody is answering the damn question.

    YES, I always have a tissue ready for when i ejaculate. i usually lie on the bed and have the tissue on my stomach for when i ejaculate so that the cum squirts on the tissue. :p

    But when I jack off to porn it's different. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why would you want to get covered in come? And why would you need to wash if you caught it the first time?
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