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eating babies.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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tom cruise has announced to the world he is going to eat the cord and placenta when the baby is born.
why?
because it's nutrisous.
surely the whole baby would be even more so.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its supposed to be nutritious for the mother.Put back some of the nutrients lost during pregnancy and birth. Not sure why he would eat it though, unless theyre going to do it as a family as a kind of rite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    tom cruise has announced to the world he is going to eat the cord and placenta when the baby is born.
    why?
    because it's nutrisous.
    surely the whole baby would be even more so.

    yep the all baby would be better and taste better, but I see the point of doing so tho...
    it's a way to do it more in a animal natural kind of way...
    I don't see any proble with that tbh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we could feed africa!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a good nosey at my placenta once I'd popped it out, I found it really interesting. Not interesting enough to eat mind you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was born the other day, I think placenta has a short shelf life when it leaves the womb and probably wouldn't taste very nice by now :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dehydrated placenta.

    Tastes like beef jerky :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its got shed loads of female hormones in it, its supposed to be quite good for post natal depression, but it'll probably turn him into more of a big girl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Its got shed loads of female hormones in it, its supposed to be quite good for post natal depression, but it'll probably turn him into more of a big girl.
    can you smoke it bong?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    can you smoke it bong?

    No, but it can be mainlined.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i hope they have kept it in the fridge as the baby has already arrived...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mum's friend kept hers in the fridge for about a week afterwards. Didn't eat it though, just buried it in her allotment under the gooseberry bush.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Here's one I prepared earlier.

    400px-Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg

    :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You prepared? Weirdo :p

    I saw my mum's friend's, it was interesting but a bit minging. It still had the cord on it, which was blue and lumpy. Yum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God mine wasnt that big, it looked a bit like a jellyfish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looking at that picture ... it must be uncomfortable working with your sleeves tucked into your gloves. A bit like tucking trousers into socks :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery Vodka wrote:
    God mine wasnt that big, it looked a bit like a jellyfish.
    my oldest son looked a bit like a jellyfish when he was born ...maybe we brunged the wrong bit home!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Looking at that picture ... it must be uncomfortable working with your sleeves tucked into your gloves. A bit like tucking trousers into socks :chin:
    I'd rather be uncomfortable than have stray bits of jellyfish go up my sleevies :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread reminded me of blackadder.

    the baby eating bishop of barthonwells...... :D

    would like to see that again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery Vodka wrote:
    I'd rather be uncomfortable than have stray bits of jellyfish go up my sleevies :p
    :lol:
    I bet you tuck your trousers into your socks as well, don't you? :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mad Mac wrote:
    the baby eating bishop of barthonwells...... :D
    Bath and Wells, old chap. But Blackadder is legendary comedy. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    :lol:
    I bet you tuck your trousers into your socks as well, don't you? :rolleyes:
    Only when I've got my wellies on :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll let you off with that because they were KHSS :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Bath and Wells, old chap. But Blackadder is legendary comedy. :thumb:
    could'nt remember,so just spelled it phonetically.... :D

    just googled it the way i spelled it,and came up with blackadder though.

    there is a funny quote on there too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha what a sign of the british education system that i had no idea the placenta looked like that! thought it was just a little tiny thing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    paperBprincess wrote:
    haha what a sign of the british education system that i had no idea the placenta looked like that! thought it was just a little tiny thing!

    I learned what a placenta was on law and order... a couple months ago. high five for the ignorant :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Manda - Glittery_vodka says that if you google 'placenta', you can see a picture of a llama placenta.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :chin: do i dare try... i'm intriuged but did just eat a moment ago...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Manda - Glittery_vodka says that if you google 'placenta', you can see a picture of a llama placenta.

    that;s nice :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    :chin: do i dare try... i'm intriuged but did just eat a moment ago...
    I did, it looked like steak. Maybe it was steak :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has anyone seen that "modern art" video footage of a german eating a still born baby?

    I saw it on tv in the middle of the night a few years ago (that'll teach me to watch documentaries at 4am).

    He (the "artist") said he was doing it to highlight the 'loophole' in the law that it is okay to eat a stillborn child as it never gets registered as a living person with a birth certificate etc. He vomited about three times during it.
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