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How to get the cops to stop chasing you
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I read this the other day then saw it on Mind of Mencia so I thought it only appropiate to share with you.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
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:thumb: He's absoutly hilarous.
I almost lost it, when he was talking about it, he goes, I asked my friend what he would do if he saw a severed penis being thrown at him. He said, I'd close my mouth.
If he was trying to lose the cops.......maybe he got confused between banana skins and foreskins? I'm sure both are pretty slippy.........
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I didn't know you lived in chicago
I get them to stop chasing me by dropping donuts.
Christ what would drive someone to do that?! Desperate times...desperate measures?!