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How to get the cops to stop chasing you

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
I read this the other day then saw it on Mind of Mencia so I thought it only appropiate to share with you.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ouch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girlinthecurl wrote:
    :eek2: people these days....

    on a separate note, i love mind of mencia!

    :thumb: He's absoutly hilarous.

    I almost lost it, when he was talking about it, he goes, I asked my friend what he would do if he saw a severed penis being thrown at him. He said, I'd close my mouth. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's made my afternoon. Well funny. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what on earth made him chop is dick off and lob it at em?..there must be a joke somewhere...think
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sweet Jesus.

    If he was trying to lose the cops.......maybe he got confused between banana skins and foreskins? I'm sure both are pretty slippy.........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I asked my friend what he would do if he saw a severed penis being thrown at him. He said, I'd close my mouth. :lol:

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Sweet Jesus.

    If he was trying to lose the cops.......maybe he got confused between banana skins and foreskins? I'm sure both are pretty slippy.........

    :lol: :thumb:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    ....No comment...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    ....No comment...

    I didn't know you lived in chicago :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    my_name wrote:
    I didn't know you lived in chicago :p
    It's my dark secret... But this time the police caught me unfortunately. :o:p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    What hte holy fuck?!!

    I get them to stop chasing me by dropping donuts.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was alright until I clicked the link.

    Christ what would drive someone to do that?! Desperate times...desperate measures?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Insane people do insane things.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's fucked up... maybe he wanted to become a women, at least he saved some cash by doing it himself instead of paying loads in surgery fees...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mad but funny :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's not something you hear every day...
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