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So, I told them: "Sod off and die, you useless rodents"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    are rats known for smoking?

    In some Big Tobacco lab...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    are rats known for smoking?
    Who knows what's tested on animals these days, eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd imagine Splinter liked a quick puff on a pipe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Splinter smoked dope and took magic mushies!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Splinter smoked dope and took magic mushies!

    Clearly. 6ft Ninja Turtles? Hell of a trip that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Who knows what's tested on animals these days, eh?
    i meant in a social sense,when they go out for a beer and that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i meant in a social sense,when they go out for a beer and that.

    They do round here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    At least I could use part of the £20 to get a taxi out of there before they find me. :p
    Scared of a bunch of little girls :no:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    turlough wrote:
    you are a gimp sometimes ya know that!

    :thumb:

    Some kids want you to buy some fags - this is obviously a big deal to SG.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I buy Berkeley Menthols for little tramps on the odd occasion, I know what it's like to be gasping and I can't resist a cute little rodent voice squeaking out "here missus will ya buy iz ten snout?". :heart:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    briggi wrote:
    I buy Berkeley Menthols for little tramps on the odd occasion, I know what it's like to be gasping and I can't resist a cute little rodent voice squeaking out "here missus will ya buy iz ten snout?". :heart:

    I have bought fags and beer for homeless people in the past.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    :thumb:

    Some kids want you to buy some fags - this is obviously a big deal to SG.
    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    I have bought fags and beer for homeless people in the past.

    I didn't mean tramps in the "under a bridge round a burning rubbish bin" sense, I was using a little creative license. ;) I have bought ciggies for a homeless lass I "know" on a few occasions, though never see her anymore..

    I had cigs and beer bought for me when I was underage by people who were obviously of the mind that I am now. It doesn't really matter, in the grand scheme of things.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i used to pester people to by me fags when i were 14.they used to take a quid for their trouble.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i used to pester people to by me fags when i were 14.they used to take a quid for their trouble.
    Yes, but ciggies were cheaper a few years ago than now. :) All thanks to taxation, of course. Around £4 from a 20-pack is tax.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    All thanks to taxation, of course.

    Put the Mail away NOW, you fucking marsupial.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crocidolite wrote:
    Put the Mail away NOW, you fucking marsupial.
    Strangely enough, I haven't actually read a copy of the Mail for about a week now. I've been converted to the broadsheets. :p

    By the way, are you and Kermit the same nasty, deeply unpleasant person?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Yes, but ciggies were cheaper a few years ago than now. :) All thanks to taxation, of course. Around £4 from a 20-pack is tax.
    i think these rodents probably clocked the tabloid you were reading and thought you were loaded.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i think these rodents probably clocked the tabloid you were reading and thought you were loaded.

    Or a cunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i think these rodents probably clocked the tabloid you were reading and thought you were loaded.
    Actually, it was a copy of The Times. Hardly what you'd call a conventional tabloid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Actually, it was a copy of The Times. Hardly what you'd call a conventional tabloid.
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    :rolleyes:
    :confused: What's with you tonight?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    :confused: What's with you tonight?
    nowt,just a bit bored.

    i do think though s.g,your old before your time.ye wanna come out with me and get fucked out of your head,do a little nose candy and end up in the derbyshire peak district messin wi some sheep.that'll sort ye out!.. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i do think though s.g, your old before your time. ye wanna come out with me and get fucked out of your head,do a little nose candy and end up in the derbyshire peak district messin wi some sheep.that'll sort ye out!.. :D
    Fair cop. Maybe I do grumble a bit too much about these things. Maybe my reaction was a tad extreme. But hindsight is one of the most wonderful things that exists. I'm still growing up. Give it time, I'll get there. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    nowt,just a bit bored.

    i do think though s.g,your old before your time.ye wanna come out with me and get fucked out of your head,do a little nose candy and end up in the derbyshire peak district messin wi some sheep.that'll sort ye out!.. :D

    Thank goodness not everyone's like you. :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Desperate_Housewife wrote:
    Thank goodness not everyone's like you. :yeees:
    what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
    I think Desperate Housewife is implying something like "at least not everyone shares the same idea of a good night out as you" or something like that. Personally, I don't want to get your hopes up. The chances of me going out to get off my head are remote right now. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

    Perhaps just that diversity is the spice of life...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Piss in their faces.

    I just usually ignore htem or say no. Unless I know them, and they are old enough, but have no ID.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Piss in their faces.
    That's a bit extreme, surely? :p;)
    I just usually ignore them or say no. Unless I know them, and they are old enough, but have no ID.
    I've seen people resort to some strange tricks to get ciggies. One person came in, showed their ID, but refused to show me the picture on the driving licence. Eventually, the finger came loose and the person on the card showed no likeness whatsoever to the person holding the card!
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