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So, I told them: "Sod off and die, you useless rodents"
BillieTheBot
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Last night, I was waiting for the bus home after a hard day's work. Sitting patiently at the bus stop, there were two of us waiting - I was there reading a newspaper whilst an elderly man was next to me, slightly intoxicated, but he was perfectly alright, making random comments about lion's bottoms for some reason...
Suddenly, five girls spring up out of nowhere and start pestering me with calls of "will you go into the shop and buy us all some fags, please?". At first, I kindly but firmly said "no". However, these 10-year old rodents (they say they were 14 and 15, but I wasn't convinced) weren't taking no for an answer. They started to use every tactic in the book to persuade me to buy some. I eventually told them all to "sod off and die". They certainly did "sod off", but reading the obituary column in the morning newspaper, none of them had taken the rest of my advice.
Anyway, is there anyone else here who's had to deal with these pests before? And how do you get rid of the little blighters?
Suddenly, five girls spring up out of nowhere and start pestering me with calls of "will you go into the shop and buy us all some fags, please?". At first, I kindly but firmly said "no". However, these 10-year old rodents (they say they were 14 and 15, but I wasn't convinced) weren't taking no for an answer. They started to use every tactic in the book to persuade me to buy some. I eventually told them all to "sod off and die". They certainly did "sod off", but reading the obituary column in the morning newspaper, none of them had taken the rest of my advice.
Anyway, is there anyone else here who's had to deal with these pests before? And how do you get rid of the little blighters?
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Me and my friends get hassled by these squirts A LOT.
:hyper:
or if its boys hit em a slap in the head and tell them to fuck off
Just tell them to fuck off, stupid kiddies.
lol.
I get them impression he needed to use a shock tactic as he said they weren't taking no for an answer and evidently it worked.
Because SG isn't polite like you?
Good point ;p.
But they kept on bothering me! And they weren't going to stop if I just ignored them.
Oh my god, but guess what. You too can ignore people! I'm swearing to ya, it works. Hasn't failed me yet.
And there is really no need to tell somebody to "sod" off and die. Its just plain unnecessary and pathetic.
Tbh.