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BillieTheBot
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Over the past couple of days I've been getting texts and calls from this bloke who I was enamoured with for forever and a day years ago, and who rejected me in such a humiliating way that I think I must've spent about six months brooding/pining about it.
Saw him in the pub last time I was back home and we had a lil chat (not about that, I pretended I'd forgotten about it) and that was that. Anyway he got my number from my friend who works there and keeps making suggestions about going out for a drink/night out/whatever next time I'm back.
Anyone ever given someone a "look what you missed out on" humiliation? All stories (that ended well, and badly...I wrote "bedly" there at first, Freudian slip) welcome.
I was thinking along the lines of throwing him naked onto the street, but that's been done so I need a creative mind to help me out ...all naysayers can piss off, I'm not going to garrotte him.
Before someone suggests that I should seek professional help in order to let go of the past; I had forgotten about it until I ran into him.. and now the idea is just so tempting.
Share your tales... make them up if necessary
Saw him in the pub last time I was back home and we had a lil chat (not about that, I pretended I'd forgotten about it) and that was that. Anyway he got my number from my friend who works there and keeps making suggestions about going out for a drink/night out/whatever next time I'm back.
Anyone ever given someone a "look what you missed out on" humiliation? All stories (that ended well, and badly...I wrote "bedly" there at first, Freudian slip) welcome.
I was thinking along the lines of throwing him naked onto the street, but that's been done so I need a creative mind to help me out ...all naysayers can piss off, I'm not going to garrotte him.
Before someone suggests that I should seek professional help in order to let go of the past; I had forgotten about it until I ran into him.. and now the idea is just so tempting.
Share your tales... make them up if necessary
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Yeah, that was my initial thought...voice of reason eh. Maybe that's what I'll do..
Had too much wine with my lunch and have turned a bit evil for some reason.
Get him to take you to a fancy restaurant, after you've been seated, rub his leg up and down a little with your foot then suggest you both take a trip to the bathroom *wink wink*, once there get his clothes off in one of the cubicles then slip out yourself and walk out with them leaving him trapped in a public bathroom naked. sorted
I'kll think of something next time I've had a beer or four. I quite like a nice spot of sadism.
Hmm, not sure anyone would fall for that to be honest.
Nice one. :thumb: Think I might try that out, though now I'm sobered up I'm starting to feel quite remorseful for having such evil thoughts. Will have to get liquored up first I reckon..
Don't we all!? I'll let you know the time and place and you can just happen to walk past as I pull out his chair as he sits down or something...so mature. :razz:
or knock on his front door and run away!
hmmm im not very good at this adult revenge lark.
Tell him that he isn't your type or that you're washing your hair.
Seriously us lads need a sledgehammer and chisel to get a point.
Aw, that sounds good though I don't think I know any amazingly gorgeous/gorgeously amazing enough men who could stand at the door and do anything except get kicked out by the doormen. :razz: Maybe a big scary bastard would do..
Jon's right, I don't think subtlety will work, he's proven in the past to be as subtle as a battering ram. Will find out on Thursday though as we're going for a drink with a few others, just have to remember not to get pissed and forget my nefarious plan <insert evil cackle>
That could be my parting shot.. :chin:
Larrrrfing!