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Bird flu poll
**helen**
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We'd like to run a bird flu poll on the home page tomorrow since it's been high on the agenda this week - but rather than just the whole are you worried/paranoid about bird flu? I was wondering whether or not there is a more interesting angle?
What do you guys reckon - is there anything you'd like to ask people?
What do you guys reckon - is there anything you'd like to ask people?
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What do you do when you find a dead bird?
No, don't lick it, give it to the homeless man.
1. A Japanese car
2. R2D2's friend in Star Wars
3. A virus strain
What is more likely:
1. Being hit by an asteroid
2. Catching bird flu
3. Winning the lottery
1) Mad Max 2 - the survivors dress up in leather and squabble over petrol in the desert.
2) Terminator 2 - the flu causes IBMs and machines to run riot.
3) Cyborg - the flu makes Van Damme do exactly what he does in every single film he's in i.e. talk with broken speech, do flying kicks and show his arse at least once, guaranteed.
4) The flu will do nothing much because it's all completely over-hyped by the media. Sort of like the Millennium Bug.
*nods*
A. What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
B. I seek the Grail.
C. Zero. It's dead.
yes
no
what?
A. A bird flew?
B. I have my air tight bunker ready.
C Bring out yer dead!
just near me is a beautiful marble church builtin memory of the millions who were killed by it.
it will happen ...and we aren't in a position with all our wizardry to do very much about it.
it will devastate economies and peoples.
i'm stocking up on kleenex and whiskey.
That's how to survive the armageddon. Get pissed and have a wank.
I trust this will fit in with your plans then.....
And just what are you implying by that?
Nothing.............. :angel:
i have to admit,i am a tad worried.. :nervous:
:chin:
see ...it's quite scary how ignorant we realy are!
No, the virus is destroyed by heat.