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so last night after i'd had my pint i moved onto double southern comforts. i only had 2... but i also took 2 paracetemol and codeine for pain relief (which i'd been on all day).
well everything went weird and i was spacing out. i was off my rocker and i really needed a cigarette even though i don't smoke. so i decided to rip up a cornflakes box and roll it up and smoke it! had 1 or 2 drags then blew it out.
fucked up i tell thee!
anyone else done stupid shit when wasted?
well everything went weird and i was spacing out. i was off my rocker and i really needed a cigarette even though i don't smoke. so i decided to rip up a cornflakes box and roll it up and smoke it! had 1 or 2 drags then blew it out.
fucked up i tell thee!
anyone else done stupid shit when wasted?
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erm last thursday in a very bad state i fell over and bruised all my back whilst trying to do zorba the greek in a pizza shop - the floor was wet.
i dunno why i was trying to do it but meh
Yeah. When I was back at college, a couple of mates and I went out on a narrowboat for a few days. We did actually sit down to do some coursework - but after doing it, we then decided to roll it up and smoke it.
We were also cruising the canals of Burton-upon-trent at 2am, in the snow.
Wearing nothing but boxers.
Good night!
Also, one of my mates was drunk and decided to try and break up rocks with bigger rocks, had rather slow reactions and slammed one down right over his fingers. broke a couple and the rest swelled up loads.
I do the same with joint butts that are in ashtrays at home when my stash is empty...
waste not, want not
:yes:
:thumb:
Thats whats I was thinking!!
probably hundreds of other things, im a bad drunk
you varnished your friend?
Whsat an absolute henous cunt of a thing to do :thumb:
Mixing paracetamol and booze is seriously not good on your liver.
no im not that mean. altho that leads me on to another pissed story.
we were at my mates summer house on windermere and he had a jacuzzi, cue 4 20 year old blokes in there including me, hmmm water goes cold, get some more...my mate went to go and get a kettle full, came back poured it in all over my leg, i had a massive blister the size of africa for weeks after, well hurt
And after that...it's time for crawling about with a torch.
Yep and after that it is scratching the grinder and the stash bag...
Some friends of mine were staying round our place and we all went out on a bender. One of them got absolutely fucked and when they got back stripped of in our lounge and posed totally naked for a photo of his mangina!!!! Then proceeded to tea bag one of the lads who were unconscious and then to tried insert his flaccid little member into another lads ear! Needless to say he protested rather strenuously. Funny thing is one of my housemates was taking photos so they're all up on Flickr.
Luckily I missed all these antics coz I got lucky that night :thumb: