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Où est le singe?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Le singe est sur la branche!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Nein, je vousrais ouvre le ausgang samolyot si vous plait.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bonjour!..n shit...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    le singe dans l` arbré
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    avec l`ouiseau
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    bonjour!..n shit...

    :D
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    rainbow brite wrote:
    avec l`ouiseau
    I used to have a ouiseau (such a cool word!). I miss my ouiseau.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    je ne dinnae ken...

    ou est le pullet? Il y a un grande rue dans mon tete.

    yea, I don't actually know what that means...
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Cunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oui je est un ouiseau :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Le lapin fume une pipe et joue le banjo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Le chat est sur la chaise.

    Someone's been watching some Izzard....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I obviously did not take notice of my language lessons!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cease this thread now, or I shall be forced to type in Korean. No-one wants that now, do they?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cain wrote:
    Cease this thread now


    Non!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    EB TVIOU MAT!

    Do you actually want to know what that means?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    le singe est dans le autobus ... le singe conduit le autobus

    i think, been a while sinse i watched it :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    le singe est dans le autobus ... le singe conduit le autobus

    i think, been a while sinse i watched it :p
    But what a cracking show it is though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    But what a cracking show it is though.

    He's in a league of his own. I keep trying to work "Le singe est sur la branche!" into every conversation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    But what a cracking show it is though.

    Oh fuck yes. Some of the funniest stand up I've ever seen!

    Oh we're building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ou est la plume de ma tante?

    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    He's in a league of his own. I keep trying to work "Le singe est sur la branche!" into every conversation.

    Yeah there was a time in my uni house that got done to death. Its nice to know that peoples minds work in similar ways :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Annyǒng hashimnigga. Che irǔmǔn Osama imnida. Ch’ǒnǔn Afghanistan e sǒ watsǔmnida. Konghang e kago shipsǔmnida.

    There. That should keep the NSA and GCHQ monkeys busy for a few hours. Suckers. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well its not really a manouvre yet ... its more of a gesture
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And we went into what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone was going "er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Noah, build me an ark!

    I'm building a speed boat at the moment actually. Its much faster. Great photos for the bible.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Noah, build me an ark!

    I'm building a speed boat at the moment actually. Its much faster. Great photos for the bible.
    :lol:

    I've got to watch that again now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll go on record and say that no-one pronounces "fuck" quite as well as Eddie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got a few of 'em on mp3 so after reading this thread put it on while doing my essay. My favourite bits gotta be the one about 'the best laid plans of mice and men aft gan aglae'

    The best laid plans of mice often go wrong? So the less well thought out plans go well? If mice just wing it and go with the flow they can actually pull off quite a strategic idea?

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Le singe est sur la branche!
    Oooooooh.... *digs out Dress to Kill*

    I needed a cheering-up, thanks for that!

    (incidentally, lasinge...)
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