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Ho' bags, the lot of them.
Eloquently put sweetie!! :thumb:
Lo, I doth rescend my claim to the stonely digital fortress. Let the uncultured and vicious swine who besiege my castle recieve it's ownership and do what they will with the inhabitants, be it putting them to the sword or fulfilling their animal lust for penetration.
Whore bags, to a man.
Better? :razz:
Much better my beloved, learned friend. It is almost poetic *swoons* :flirt:
I like a gal who takes the piss :flirt:
That, my poetic, stunningly wonderful lover, is a very good thing. I'm very good at extracting - the - michael at all the right times..... :angel:
I have my own castle you know. :flirt:
Admittedly it's constantly besieged by moronic stickmen that seem obsessed with trying to punch it apart but...........it's all very windswept and Wuthering Heights-ish.......
I'll call a halt to it there, before the puking smilies start :razz:
I know. Soon there will be Rsi New York, Rsi Las Vegas, Rsi Glenrothes.........
No, I'm not the least bit sorry
Lol. And all of them will suck compared to the original.
EDITED TO ADD: Got to 31 and found it was getting to easy, using all me wizards and archers, so give up. No idea how many levels there are and I've my bed to go to.
:cool: nice lol.
i though it was getting easy, only to be told at the end of the level that all my men had died
Oh my fucking god how! I got to level 11 i died terribley, once the fuckers start ramming your door there is no escape :mad:
How do they die though? I think you have to look at your unkeep expenses and make sure you have enough spendable points to keep them alive. As that happened to me before when half of me men died.
It is easy so long as you start early in getting as many archers and wizards in as you can with a few workmen to mend your castle when needed.
I'm usually shit at computer games so all proud of meself for cracking that one
Oh, you spoil sport! :crying: