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The classic...
There's only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
My favorite...
If you were Xsquared I'd want to be (1/3)Xcubed; then I'd be the area under your curves!
And one from Mr Hawings...
The classic...
There's only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
My favorite...
If you were Xsquared I'd want to be (1/3)Xcubed; then I'd be the area under your curves!
And one from Mr Hawings...
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or did i just miss the point?
Because you cant put Descartes before the horse.
You must be blonde...there there it's not your fault.
Who had a hexagonal ball
The size of its mate
Plus his p*nis
Plus eight
Was Pi times the root of fuck all
http://www.userfriendly.org/
If you read the archives it's brilliant
I like!
AllAmerican... Four years of a science degree at uni does that to you
A parity error
I still love my geek love poem T shirt
Get it now??
Density is mass per unit volume.
Saying "you are so dense that light can pass through you" is nonsense as light passes through less dense substances more easily.
But if they look blue,
They're moving quite fast,
And coming t'wards you!
Actually means your so dense you create your own graverty, which if high enough will bend light.
Also I had thought Geeks were clever computer and science types and dorks were just stupid,
Well Im obviously not down with my american slang
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
thats what i was looking for
though see if anyone can get this
There are some classics on there
might take a super geek and some hex fiddling to figure