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top five things to say when trying to chat up a bird?
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I just wanna know how you guys chat up the birds? what kinda stuff you ask/say? It'd help me out, as last week was shite as this one girl was just giving me one word answers, so thought i was being boring or saying the wrong stuff. thanks.
NOTE: sorry dunno where this should go as its the subject of meeting girls on a night out, there doesnt seem to be a topic for that..
NOTE: sorry dunno where this should go as its the subject of meeting girls on a night out, there doesnt seem to be a topic for that..
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" If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
Girls really dig these lines, just one of these and they will be putty in your hands :yes:
Oh, if you want serious answers, there's a topic in the relationship forum called trouble meeting girls.
A variation on I'm With Stupid's is that "Nice legs, what time do they open?" one. :yeees:
"Is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?" is a line I always find vaguely amusing. I have no idea why. :yeees:
Yeh was looking for more serious 'topics' to talk about rather than just using chat up lines. I checked out the trouble meeting girls topic but its not helped really but thanks anyways. I would just like to know, say if you met a girl at the bar, what you would talk to her about? cheers.
just say hello and ask her if shes having a good night. if she responds well to that then she is probably interested and you can just have a general chit chat about whats her name, what does she do blah blah and offer to buy her a drink.
Just be yourself, strike up a random convo and bobs your aunty :thumb:
don't buy one then. it wouldn't make much difference anyway. either she likes you or she doesn't.
So ask them how they are, if there having a good night like lipsy said.(BUT MOST OF ALL BE YOURSELF.)
Nice top ... it would look better on my bedroom floor
If a chick isn't interested in 9/11 conspiracies, then she ain't the girl for me
But yeah, gotta agree, to a degree. Religion, politics, nerd trivia etc not good ways to start off
So no trying to crack a joke?. drink wise, well where i go its ladies night like everynight so i normally get the girls i meet to buy me drinks (im a stingy bastad, yes i know hah). will just have to see how things go this friday, hopefully better than last week.
That is probably why you can't pull.
Is that to wash away the taste?
Very true! I once pulled a girl when I was absolutely hammered, and she wasn't even drunk. I can't even remember that night, but she can so she keeps winding me up about it! Apparently it tasted a bit gross to start with, but she got used to it after a few minutes
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Fine thanks.
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: I just told you.
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: What? Weirdo.
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Go away!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Piss off!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: I'm not interested!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Look, just leave me alone!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: For God's sake you psycho!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Fuck off! Argh!
JOS: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Help!!!!
im good, you are small
go figure
I use that phrase a lot, but never in that way before, normally it was just a get back at people calling my small/short/little....
I just say "well what's the craic, having a good night?" then it goes from there...after a bit of silly chat just ask her out and if she says no then tough luck.