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BillieTheBot
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Imagine, for the sakes of this thread, that you are no longer a person. Imagine that you are a building instead. What type of building would you be? And how would you be advertised to any potential buyer?
I think I would be a flat, myself. Maybe because of the lifts you need for different levels, and the fact the lift in question keeps breaking down all the time. As for how I'd be advertised in a brochure;
"Stargalaxy: A modern property, it was only built in 1984 over a period of nine months, it retains a slightly old-fashioned mystique on the inside. Plenty of contemporary living space provided in this superb fifteen-floor flat with generous reception, a private roof terrace. Ample parking is provided. Viewings available on request, price to be negotiated."
So, what would you be?
I think I would be a flat, myself. Maybe because of the lifts you need for different levels, and the fact the lift in question keeps breaking down all the time. As for how I'd be advertised in a brochure;
"Stargalaxy: A modern property, it was only built in 1984 over a period of nine months, it retains a slightly old-fashioned mystique on the inside. Plenty of contemporary living space provided in this superb fifteen-floor flat with generous reception, a private roof terrace. Ample parking is provided. Viewings available on request, price to be negotiated."
So, what would you be?
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Alternatively maybe a big Brownstone in New York, Brooklyn maybe, because they are superb.
Where? In the roof space?
what a mess!
And a couple more.
Thats me.